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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Love and Marriage that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Frank Sinatra's, "Love and Marriage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a dad and mother
You can't have one
It's just no fun
You can't have one without the other.
Original Lyrics:
Dad was told by mother
You can't have one
You can't have none
You can't have one without the other.
The theme from 'Married...with Children'.
Frank Sinatra's, "Love and Marriage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love and Mary
Love and Mary
They go together like some frozen carrots
Original Lyrics:
Love and Marriage
Love and Marriage
They go together like a horse and carriage
Frank Sinatra's, "Love and Marriage"
Misheard Lyrics:
They go together like some whores and carrots
Original Lyrics:
They go together like a horse and carriage

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