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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance) that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Leo Sayer's, "Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't seek entertainment, just poetry and games.
Original Lyrics:
I don't seek entertainment, just poultry and game.
Leo Sayer's, "Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance)"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was him and he's a turkey and Dom Perignon.
An' a long, tall Sally with hem up to har.
or
There was ham and there was cookies, there was caviar.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, there was ham an' there was turkey, there was caviar.
And long, tall glasses with wine up to yar.
Leo Sayer's, "Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance)"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was him and he's a turkey and Dom Perignon.
An' a long, tall Sally with hem up to har.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, there was ham an' there was turkey, there was cavier.
In long, tall glasses with wine up to yar.

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