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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Long Neck Bottle that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Garth Brooks', "Long Neck Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long d**k mama
Let go of my hand
There's a girl at home that loves me
And she won't understand.
Original Lyrics:
Long neck bottle
Let go of my hand
There's a girl at home that loves me
And she won't understand.
Garth Brooks', "Long Neck Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old MacDonald let go of my hand
there's a girl at home that loves me
and she won't understand
Original Lyrics:
Long Neck Bottle let go of my hand
there's a girl at home that loves me
and she won't understand

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