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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress) that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress)"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause that was no woman at all.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause that long cool woman had it all.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman (In a Black Dress)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get it odd
Original Lyrics:
Had it all
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman (In a Black Dress)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get it on
Original Lyrics:
Had it all [repeat to fade]
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman (In a Black Dress)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin' in a bunch of bed pans.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman (In a Black Dress)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin’ in the nest of Bat-Man
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman (in a Black Dress)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Risky bottles flying high
Original Lyrics:
Whiskey bottles piling high
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman (in a Black Dress)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Working for the pussy eye
Original Lyrics:
Working for the FBI
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pair of thunder thighs made me open my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
A pair of 45's made me open my eyes.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
A tall cool woman in a wet dress.
Original Lyrics:
A long cool woman in a black dress.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Colored people were doing wrong
Original Lyrics:
All the people were doing wrong
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
For just one love, I was a fat man.
Original Lyrics:
With just one look, I was a bad mess.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want love, I just want badness.
or
I don't want love, I want some bad mess.
or
I don't want love, I want some bad mess.
Original Lyrics:
With just one look, I was a bad mess.
Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard something I shouldn't have known.
Original Lyrics:
I heard somebody shooting a gun.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
I helped the sunrise
Original Lyrics:
I heard the sirens
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told her, 'Don't be scared
'Cause your gun arm is spared'.
Original Lyrics:
I told her, 'Don't be scared
'Cause you're gonna be spared'.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a fine old beautiful doll
Original Lyrics:
Just a five-nine beautiful tall
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just good bye now beautiful doll
Original Lyrics:
Just a five-nine beautiful tall
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just one look, I was Batman.
Original Lyrics:
Just one look, I was a bad mess.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Justify my beautiful song
Original Lyrics:
Just a five-nine beautiful tall
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Justify my beautiful wall
Original Lyrics:
Just a five-nine beautiful tall
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long cool woman in a fat dress
Original Lyrics:
Long cool woman in a black dress
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nudity football
Original Lyrics:
Long cool woman
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peanut butter thighs and infamous nights
Original Lyrics:
Pair of 45s made me open my eyes.
Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
S****ing in a mask of Batman.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a law school woman in a black dress.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a-fightin' my beautiful song.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a five-nine beautiful tall.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just define that beautiful bum.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9' beautiful tall.
Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just to buy my beautiful song
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9 beautiful tall
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
With no underwear on.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a five-nine beautiful-tall.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just to find out a beautiful song.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9' beautiful tall.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a flak vest.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a red dress
Just a fine night, beautiful doll.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9, beautiful tall.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a red dress
Just a fine night, beautiful hall
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9, beautiful tall
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long, cool woman in a bear pit.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long, cool woman in a black dress.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was born to a woman and a black man.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long, cool woman in a black dress.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin' in a massive bedpan
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in a mask of Batman.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in a mask of Batman
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of Batman
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest with Batman
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in the mist with Batman.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in the nest of Batman
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in the nest with Batman
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in a nest of bad men
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Son of Mary heard the sirens.
Original Lyrics:
Suddenly, we heard the sirens.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tall cool woman in a flat bed
Original Lyrics:
Long cool woman in a black dress
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I heard somebody shooting the gong
Original Lyrics:
Well I heard somebody shooting a gun
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the DA was holding my left hand
And she was holding my right
Original Lyrics:
Well the DA was pumping my left hand
And she was holding my right
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, just my luck it was a bad mess,
'cause the long cool woman had it on
Original Lyrics:
With just one look I was a bad mess,
'cause the long cool woman had it all
Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, just my luck, I was a bad man.
Original Lyrics:
With just one look, I was a bad mess.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the D.A. was a hole in my left hand
And she was a hole in my side.
Original Lyrics:
Well, the D.A. was a-holding my left hand
And a-she was a-holdin' my right.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the D.A. was holding my left hand
A machine was holding my right.
Original Lyrics:
Well, the D.A. was a-holding my left hand
And a-she was a-holdin' my right.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
With her mind on a beautiful song.
Original Lyrics:
Just a five-nine beautiful tall
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
With just one look I was a bad mess,
'cause I wanna go home and get it on
Original Lyrics:
With just one look I was a bad mess,
'cause the long cool woman had it all
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
With just one look it was a badman
Original Lyrics:
With just one look I was a bad mess
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman In a Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whiskey bottles, violent eyes
Original Lyrics:
Whiskey bottles pilin' high
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pair of tawny thighs made me open my eyes
Original Lyrics:
A pair of 45's made me open my eyes
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pair of tawny thighs made me open my eyes
Original Lyrics:
A pair of 45s made me open my eyes
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
A terror baby, aah, take me off of my crime
Original Lyrics:
A pair of 45's made me open my eyes.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope that you're it boy
Original Lyrics:
I hope that you're able
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Justify my beautiful soul
Original Lyrics:
Just a five-nine beautiful tall
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Set a baby owl right in front of my eyes
Original Lyrics:
A pair of 45's made me open my eyes.
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the D.A. was hung from my left hand
And she was holdin' my right
And I told her 'Don't get scared, 'cause you've gone off as bad'
But I've gotta be forgiven if I wanna spend my livin'
With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just to find out a beautiful song
Original Lyrics:
Well, the D.A. was pumpin' my left hand
And she was holdin' my right
And I told her 'Don't get scare, 'cause you're gonna be spared'
But I've gotta be forgiven if I wanna spend my livin'
With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful tall

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