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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Little Miss Muffet that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Traditional's, "Little Miss Muffet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her turds away.
Original Lyrics:
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.

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