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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Like A Surgeon that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Like A Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better give me all your Gossamers.
Original Lyrics:
Better give me all your gauze, nurse.
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Like A Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better give me all your commerce
Original Lyrics:
Better give me all your gauze, nurse
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Like A Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me all your Cosmers.
Original Lyrics:
Give me all your gauze, Nurse.
Whatever 'Cosmers' means...
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Like A Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me all your Gosmerts
Original Lyrics:
Give my all your gauze, Nurse
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Like A Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me see that ivy.
Original Lyrics:
Let me see that I.V.
"Weird Al" Yankovic's, "Like a Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a sturgeon
Original Lyrics:
Like a surgeon
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Like a Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah my patients die before they get paid
Original Lyrics:
Yeah my patients die before they can pay
The original lyrics make more sense than the misheard lyrics because the patients don't get paid; they're the ones doing the paying.

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