Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Like A Surgeon that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Better give me all your Gossamers.
Better give me all your gauze, nurse.
Better give me all your commerce
Better give me all your gauze, nurse
Give me all your Cosmers.
Give me all your gauze, Nurse.
Whatever 'Cosmers' means...
Give me all your Gosmerts
Give my all your gauze, Nurse
Let me see that ivy.
Let me see that I.V.
Like a sturgeon
Like a surgeon
Yeah my patients die before they get paid
Yeah my patients die before they can pay
The original lyrics make more sense than the misheard lyrics because the patients don't get paid; they're the ones doing the paying.
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