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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Like A Surgeon that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Like A Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better give me all your Gossamers.
Original Lyrics:
Better give me all your gauze, nurse.
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Like A Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better give me all your commerce
Original Lyrics:
Better give me all your gauze, nurse
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Like A Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me all your Cosmers.
Original Lyrics:
Give me all your gauze, Nurse.
Whatever 'Cosmers' means...
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Like A Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me all your Gosmerts
Original Lyrics:
Give my all your gauze, Nurse
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Like A Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me see that I.D.
Original Lyrics:
Let me see that I.V.
ID is short for identification, while I.V. is short for intravenous.
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Like A Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me see that ivy.
Original Lyrics:
Let me see that I.V.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Like a Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better give me all your causes
Original Lyrics:
Better give me all your gauze, nurse
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Like a Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cocky for the very first time
or
Colicky for the very first time
Original Lyrics:
Cuttin’ for the very first time
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Like a Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cussing for the very first time
Original Lyrics:
Cutting for the very first time
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Like a Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not Dr. Seuss
Original Lyrics:
A malpractice suit
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Like a Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a SunJet
Original Lyrics:
Like a surgeon
"Weird Al" Yankovic's, "Like a Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a sturgeon
Original Lyrics:
Like a surgeon
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Like a Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a subject
Original Lyrics:
Like a surgeon
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Like a Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
This page is fading fast
Original Lyrics:
This patient's fading fast
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Like a Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
This payment's fading fast
Original Lyrics:
This patient's fading fast
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Like a Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah my patients die before they get paid
Original Lyrics:
Yeah my patients die before they can pay
The original lyrics make more sense than the misheard lyrics because the patients don't get paid; they're the ones doing the paying.

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