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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Life In The Fast Lane that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they were fightin' in the bathroom
Original Lyrics:
And it is life in the fast lane
Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back in the back plane
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bride in a fast train
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drive in the fast lane.
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fightin' in the Vaseline
Original Lyrics:
And it is life in the fast lane
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fighting the best thing
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flies in the Vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flies in the gas tank.
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane.
Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flies in the vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly in the Vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flying in a fast plane
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was a hot headed man, he was brutally has been
Original Lyrics:
He was a hard headed man, he was brutally handsome
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was too tired and naked.
Original Lyrics:
He was too tired to make it.
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
I did it with Vaseline.
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
I do the best things.
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had the best thing
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice In the Vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knife in the fat flame
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lice in the vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life ain't the best thing
or
Fighting in the Vaseline
or
Flies in the vasoline
or
Live in the gasoline
or
Pass me the vaseline
or
Slide in the vaseline
or
Life in the Batcave
or
Life in the Batcave
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life in the Bath Sling
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life in the Vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life in the basin (pronounced "Bass-ain")
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life in the gas range
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is a bad scene.
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane.
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life without Vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights in the Bat Plane
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lyin' in the vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mice in the bat plane
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pike in the bass lane
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pipe in the Vasaline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pipe in the fast lane
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pipe in the vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pipe in the vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pipes in the bath drained.
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane.
Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pipes in the bath drain
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ridin' in the fast lane
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sand in the Vaseline, surely make you lose your mind.
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane, surely make you lose your mind.
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
She held him up, and he held for ransom
In the heart of the cold, cold stay.
Original Lyrics:
She held him up, and he held her for ransom
In the heart of the cold, cold city.
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
She say, 'Nasty bastard, the lights are turning red.'
Original Lyrics:
She say, 'Faster, faster, the lights are turning red.'
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was terminally gray.
Original Lyrics:
She was terminally pretty.
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was terminally vague.
Original Lyrics:
She was terminally pretty.
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slap on the Vaseline.
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slide in the Vaseline.
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slidin' in the vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
The doctor say he's coming
But you've got a permanent gash.
Original Lyrics:
The doctor says he's coming
But you got to pay in cash.
Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
The doctor says he's coming
But he's got a burning rash.
Original Lyrics:
The doctor says he's coming
But you got to pay in cash.
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
They didn't care, they were just dyin' to yell.
Original Lyrics:
They didn't care, they were just dyin' to get off.
Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
They had one thing in common they were good and bad
Original Lyrics:
They had one thing in common they were good in bed
Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
They had one thing in common,
they were good and bad
Original Lyrics:
They had one thing in common,
they were good in bed
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
They had one thing in common,
they were good and bad
Original Lyrics:
They had one thing in common,
they were good in bed
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
They knew all of Thy people
They took all of Thy pills.
Original Lyrics:
They knew all the right people
They took all the right pills.
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why did the bat sing?
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wipe in the vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
The Eagles', "Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wipin' the Vasaline
Surely makes you loose your mind.
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
Surely make you lose your mind.
Eagles', "Life in the Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blowhead and burnin'
Original Lyrics:
Blowin' and burnin'
Eagles', "Life in the Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eagles reaction
Original Lyrics:
Eager for action
Eagles', "Life in the Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even for action
Original Lyrics:
Eager for action
The Eagles', "Life in the Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was two-timing naked,
She was too tired to fight about it.
Original Lyrics:
He was too tired to make it,
She was too tired to fight about it.
Eagles', "Life in the Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lice in the Vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
The Eagles', "Life in the Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life in the vast plains
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane.
Eagles', "Life in the Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little ashtray.
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
The Eagles', "Life in the Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Schroeder makes you lose your mind
Original Lyrics:
Surely make you lose your mind
The Eagles', "Life in the Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure to make the news, you're mine
Original Lyrics:
Surely make you lose your mind
The Eagles', "Life in the Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were good and bad
Original Lyrics:
They were good in bed
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