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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Lay All Your Love On Me that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

ABBA's, "Lay All Your Love On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I possess him, it isn't nice
You heart me say that talking was my only vice.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm possessive, it isn't nice
You've heard me saying that smoking was my only vice.
ABBA's, "Lay All Your Love On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go chasing your umbrella.
Original Lyrics:
Don't go wasting your emotion.
ABBA's, "Lay All Your Love On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go wasting your emulsion
Lay all your love on me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't go wasting your emotion
Lay all your love on me.
Abba's, "Lay All Your Love On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was in JLS before we met
Original Lyrics:
I wasn't jealous before we met
Abba's, "Lay All Your Love On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was in jail as before we met
Original Lyrics:
I wasn't jealous before we met
Abba's, "Lay All Your Love On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was in jail just before we met
Original Lyrics:
I wasn't jealous before we met
ABBA's, "Lay All Your Love On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was in jailhouse before we met.
Original Lyrics:
I wasn't jealous before we met.
ABBA's, "Lay All Your Love On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had a few little love affairs
They didn't last very long and aching really scares.
Original Lyrics:
I've had a few little love affairs
They didn't last very long and they've been pretty scarce.
ABBA's, "Lay All Your Love On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It wasn't due to your sitting duck.
Original Lyrics:
It was like shooting a sitting duck.
Abba's, "Lay All Your Love on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a child just before we met
Now every old man I see is a potential threat
Original Lyrics:
I wasn't jealous before we met
Now every woman I see is a potential threat
Abba's, "Lay All Your Love on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a jailbird before we met
Now every woman I see is on detention break
Original Lyrics:
I wasn't jealous before we met
Now every woman I see is a potential threat
ABBA's, "Lay All Your Love on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was like shooting a sitting duck
A little small duck, a smiling baby Irish duck.
Original Lyrics:
It was like shooting a sitting duck
A little small talk, a smile and baby I was stuck

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