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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Lap Dance that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Bloodhound Gang's, "Lap Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
A lap dance is so much better when a stripper is dry!
Original Lyrics:
A lap dance is so much better when a stripper is crying!
NERD's, "Lapdance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty Talk I'm, I'm a Dirty Talk I'm a Dirty Talk Oooh baby you want me? Oooh baby you want me? Oooh baby you want me? Well you can get this lamp dance here for free Now you can get this lamp dance here for free Well you can get this lamp dance here for free
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Dog I'm, I'm a dirty dog I'm a dirty dog I'm, I'm a dirty dog Dirty Dog I'm a dirty dog Dirty Dog Oooh baby you want me? Oooh baby you want me? Oooh baby you want me? Well you can get this lap dance here for free Now you can get this lap dance here for free Well you can get this lap dance here for free Oooh baby you want me? Now you can get this lap dance here for free
N.E.R.D.'s, "Lapdance"
Misheard Lyrics:
It goes black like a cat.
Original Lyrics:
It goes bla ka ka kat.
N.E.R.D.'s, "Lapdance"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's exciting.
Original Lyrics:
It's this society.
N.E.R.D's, "Lapdance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Cos' I can't steal for free
Now I can't steal for free.
Original Lyrics:
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Now you can get this lap dance here for free.>

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