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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Laffy Taffy that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

D4L's, "Laffy Taffy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guy you a ho,
Shine an apple taffy
toss some feminist flabby
Eat my roasted peanuts
And don't die doing it
Girl eat some candy candy
Original Lyrics:
Gurl you don kno'
Ima toss da laffy taffy
Toss it flip it and slap it
Bust a couple of nuts
And get right back at it
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
The video for this song is awesome. One guy, Jolly Rancher or Mr.Chico-Stick, is just having a great ol' time, but all the other band members are angry at him because he's jumping around trying to have fun, but they are trying to be tough gangsters and shoot cops with water guns.
D4L's, "Laffy Taffy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake that feminist taffy.
Original Lyrics:
Shake it, flip it and slap it.
D4L's, "Laffy Taffy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake that lubby dubby.
Original Lyrics:
Shake that laffy taffy.

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