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Gurl you don kno' Ima toss da laffy taffy Toss dis feminist bandit Bust a couple of nuts
Gurl you don kno' Ima toss da laffy taffy Toss it flip it and slap it Bust a couple of nutsH
Guy you a ho,
Shine an apple taffy
toss some feminist flabby
Eat my roasted peanuts
And don't die doing it
Girl eat some candy candy
Gurl you don kno'
Ima toss da laffy taffy
Toss it flip it and slap it
Bust a couple of nuts
And get right back at it
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
The video for this song is awesome. One guy, Jolly Rancher or Mr.Chico-Stick, is just having a great ol' time, but all the other band members are angry at him because he's jumping around trying to have fun, but they are trying to be tough gangsters and shoot cops with water guns.
Shake that feminist taffy.
Shake it, flip it and slap it.
Shake that lubby dubby.
Shake that laffy taffy.
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