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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kitty that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Misheard Lyrics:
A kitty I'm a fool and I want to touch it.
Original Lyrics:
A kitty at my foot and I want to touch it.
Misheard Lyrics:
A kitty ate my food and I want to touch it
Original Lyrics:
A kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
Misheard Lyrics:
A kitty on my Ford and I wanna touch it.
Original Lyrics:
A kitty at my foot and I want to touch it.
Misheard Lyrics:
A kitty, I'm a fool, and I want to touch it.
Original Lyrics:
Kitty on my foot, and I want to touch it.
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty at my foot and I want a dutch chick
Original Lyrics:
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it
or
Kitty ate my food and I want to touch it
or
Kitty ate my food and I want to touch it
Original Lyrics:
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty did a poo, I don't wanna touch it
Kitty did a poo and I don't want to touch it
Touch it
Don't wanna touch it
S****y, s****y, s****y, s****y, s****, s****y, Kitty
Kitty did a poo and I don't want to touch it.
Original Lyrics:
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it
Touch it
Wanna touch it
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it.
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty in the pool and her mom did it.
Original Lyrics:
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it.
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty on the floor and I wanna touch it.
Original Lyrics:
A kitty on my foot and I want to touch it.
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty's in a war and I want protection.
Original Lyrics:
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it.
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty's in a war and it needs protection
Original Lyrics:
Kitty at the door and I wanna touch it
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty, I'm a food and I want to touch it.
Original Lyrics:
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it.
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost in his little yellow round dyke.
Original Lyrics:
Lost in his little yellow round eye.

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