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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kiss Me that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Misheard Lyrics:
And make the pot lies dance silver moon sparkling
Original Lyrics:
And make the fireflies dance, silver moon's sparkling
Misheard Lyrics:
And the fart lies.
a silver moon sparkling
so kiss me
Original Lyrics:
And the fire flies
silver moon sparkling
so kiss me
Misheard Lyrics:
And the fart lies
A silver moon sparkling
So kiss me.
Original Lyrics:
And the fire flies
Silver moon sparkling
So kiss me.
Misheard Lyrics:
And the fart lies
Original Lyrics:
And the fire flies
Misheard Lyrics:
And the fire flies
A Sailor Moon sparkling
So kiss me.
Original Lyrics:
And the fire flies
Silver moon sparkling
So kiss me.
Misheard Lyrics:
And the fireflies dance
a silver moon sparkling.
Original Lyrics:
Make the fireflies dance
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't sleep
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me.
Misheard Lyrics:
Disappoint and I'm dirt, know why
She gave me laughter and hope
And I suck in the eye.
Original Lyrics:
Disappointed and I don't know why
She gave me laughter and hope
And a sock in the eye.
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me I love the bearded barley
Lively beside the green green grass.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly beside the green green grass.
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me I love the beer and barley
Lightly beside the green green grass
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly beside the green green grass
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me between the milky highlights,
lean me onto the gritty floor
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me beneath the milky twilights,
lead me onto the moonlit floor
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me down by the broken treehouse
Swing me my bra is hanging tight
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me down by the broken treehouse
Swing me upon its hanging tire
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me down by the olden tree house
Swing swing, Our bud is hanging tight
Bring bring bring your flowered hat
We'll take the train marked on your father's mat
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me down by the broken tree house
Swing me upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me out of the beauty parlor
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me out by the bearded barley
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me,
I like you being buddy
I agree, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, to a spinning stop
You wear those shoes and I will eat that dress
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me, I am the Bearded Lady.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me out of the bearded barley.
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me, I'll have the bearded Marlene.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me out of the bearded barley.
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me, I'm the bearded Marlene.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me out of the bearded barley.
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me, beneath the milky twilights
Leave me, I on a moonlit floor
Lift you broken head.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me, beneath the milky twilight
Lead me, out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand.
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me, my brother's hanging tyre
Original Lyrics:
Swing me, upon this hanging tyre
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me, out on a date with Marlene.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me out of the bearded barley.
Amber Frey (mistress of the accused wife murderer Scott Peterson) was attempting to sing this song in a phone conversation she was having with Peterson. And these are the lyrics she sang. Got to give her a little credit though - she did say that she knew these weren't the right lyrics. The phone transcript can be viewed here: http://www.courttv.com/trials/peterson/docs/wiretap0101b.html?page=10
Misheard Lyrics:
Lift you overhead
Original Lyrics:
Lift your open hand
Misheard Lyrics:
Lift your broken head.
Original Lyrics:
Lift your open hand.
Misheard Lyrics:
Lift your overpants
Strike up the band that make the fireflies and Sailor Moon sparkling
So kiss me
Original Lyrics:
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling so kiss me
Misheard Lyrics:
My bra is hanging tight
Original Lyrics:
Upon its hanging tire
Misheard Lyrics:
My brother is hanging tight
Original Lyrics:
Upon its hanging tire
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh kiss me, beneath American twilight.
Original Lyrics:
Oh kiss me, beneath the milky twilight.
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, kiss me beneath the milk eat tie night
Lead me out on the moonlit toe
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the spotlits dance
silver moon sparkling so kiss me
Original Lyrics:
Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
silver moon's sparkling so kiss me
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail the moon sparkling.
Original Lyrics:
Silver moon sparkling
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailor Moon sparkling
Original Lyrics:
Silver moon sparkling
Misheard Lyrics:
Spank me, upon my big green a**.
Original Lyrics:
Lightly, beside the green, green grass
Misheard Lyrics:
Strike up the band and make a far cry and
stand in the silver moon sparkling
so kiss me
Original Lyrics:
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
the silver moon's sparkling
so kiss me
Misheard Lyrics:
Strike up the band and make the bar-flies dance
Original Lyrics:
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Misheard Lyrics:
Strike up the band and make the fart lines.
Original Lyrics:
Strike up the band and make the fireflies...
Misheard Lyrics:
Strike up the band and make the fart-flies dance
Original Lyrics:
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Misheard Lyrics:
Strike up the band and make the spotlight and
Silver Moon sparkling.
Original Lyrics:
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling.
Misheard Lyrics:
Strike up the band and take the spotlight and the silver moon
Original Lyrics:
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance, the silver moon's sparkling
Misheard Lyrics:
Swing me, I promise hanging tight.
Original Lyrics:
Swing me upon this hanging tire.
Misheard Lyrics:
Swing me, my bra is hanging tight
Original Lyrics:
Swing me, upon this hanging tire
Misheard Lyrics:
Swing the spinning stacks
Original Lyrics:
Swing the spinning step
Misheard Lyrics:
Swing, swing, our butt is hanging out
Original Lyrics:
Swing, me upon its hanging tire
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take the trademark on your father's map.
Original Lyrics:
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map.
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take the trail marked down your father's back.
Original Lyrics:
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map.
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take the trail marked on your body's map.
Original Lyrics:
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map.
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take the trail marked on your father's back.
Original Lyrics:
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map.
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take the trail right down your body's map
Original Lyrics:
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take the train mark on your father's a**.
Original Lyrics:
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map.
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take the train marked on your father's back
Original Lyrics:
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take the train right down your father's back.
Original Lyrics:
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map.
Misheard Lyrics:
With your open hand.
Original Lyrics:
Lift your open hand.
Misheard Lyrics:
You wear those shoes and then we'll wear that dress.
Original Lyrics:
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress.
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll wear those shoes and underwear and that dress
Original Lyrics:
You'll wear those shoes and I'll wear that dress

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