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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kiss that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no particular side and a bat of a whip.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no paticular sign I'm more compatible with.
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no particular size I'm more compatible with
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no paticular sign I'm more compatible with
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want Mom's extra time and her kiss
Original Lyrics:
I just want some extra time in your kiss
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want some extra time with your kids
Original Lyrics:
I just want your extra time and your kiss
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want some extra tongue in your kiss
Original Lyrics:
I just want some extra time in your kiss
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want your estrogen and your kiss
Original Lyrics:
I just want some extra time in your kiss
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'll take my pants down!
Original Lyrics:
I think I'd better dance now!
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on the pack of the wheel.
Original Lyrics:
I'm more compatible with
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm up and packed on a whim.
Original Lyrics:
I'm more compatible with...
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm'a tickle your side
and compatable ribs
and compatable ribs
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no particular sign
I'm compatable with
I'm compatable with
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love will be your fool
Original Lyrics:
My love will be your food
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's your age and your shoe style?
Original Lyrics:
Act your age, not your shoe size.
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Women like us rule my world,
Except they rule my world,
What's your age mama, shoe size?
Mama shoe size?
Maybe we could do the twirl
Except they rule my world,
What's your age mama, shoe size?
Mama shoe size?
Maybe we could do the twirl
Original Lyrics:
Women, not girls, rule my world,
I said they rule my world,
Act your age mama (not your shoe size)
Not your shoe size
Maybe we could do the twirl
I said they rule my world,
Act your age mama (not your shoe size)
Not your shoe size
Maybe we could do the twirl
The delicate and crazy screaming in this song are funny...
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Women, not girls, rule my world,
Or should they rule my world?
Or should they rule my world?
Original Lyrics:
Women, not girls, rule my world,
I said they rule my world.
I said they rule my world.
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to be Pooh to rule my world
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to be cool to rule my world
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to be Richard
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to be rich
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to be a Grinch
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to be rich
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to be a bitch to be my girl
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to be rich to be my girl
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to be a bitch
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to be rich
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to be a witch
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to be rich
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to be cruel to rule my world
Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
I just want your extra turn and your kiss
Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
I just want your extra turn and your kiss
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to be cool to rule my world
Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
I just want your extra time and your kiss
Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
I just want your extra time and your kiss
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to be cruel
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to be cool
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to be kitsch
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to be rich
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to be retch
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to be rich
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to be the Grinch
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to be rich
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a Halloween witch
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to be rich
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