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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jump that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, I might as well jump. Jump!
Maxwell Jump
Original Lyrics:
Ah, I might as well jump. Jump!
Might as well jump.
Girls Aloud's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when you're next to me
I'll come all night.
Original Lyrics:
And when you are next to me
Oh, I come alive.
Girls Aloud's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when you're next to me
I'll come all night.
Original Lyrics:
And when you're next to me
Oh I come alive.
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't be see me standing here?
I've got my back against the racking fourteen.
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see me standing here?
I've got my back against the record machine.
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see me standin' here,
I got my back against the wrecking machine
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see me standin' here,
I got my back against the record machine
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see me standin' here,
I got my back and it´s a wrecked machine
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see me standin' here,
I got my back against the record machine
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see me standin' here
I got my back against the record industry.
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see me standin' here
I got my back against the record machine.
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see me standin' here?
I got my back against the racket machine.
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see me standin' here?
I got my back against the record machine.
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see me standing here,
I've got my head against the record machine?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the record machine?
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you see me standing here?
I'm back against the wrecking machine.
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see me standing here?
I've got my back against the record machine.
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
F**K you!
Who said that?
Baby how you been?
You say you don't know, you won't know until eat ten.
Original Lyrics:
Hey you!
Who said that?
Baby how you been?
You say you don't know, you won't know until we begin.
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't the wurst that you've seen.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't the wuss that you've seen.
or
I ain't the wumps that you've seen.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate the horse that you've seen
Original Lyrics:
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate the words that you've seen
Original Lyrics:
I ain't the worst that you've seen
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
I eat the worst s*** you've seen.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Simple Plan's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna jog jog
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna jump jump
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sell junk.
Original Lyrics:
Might as well jump.
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll eat the warts that you've seen.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Kris Kross', "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the mac in a bag.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the mac and I'm bad.
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my back against the wrecking machine.
Original Lyrics:
I've got my back against the record machine.
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my back against the wrecking machine
Original Lyrics:
I've got my back against the record machine
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump,
Maxwell Jump
Original Lyrics:
Jump,
Might as well jump
Girls Aloud's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump, if you want to taste my kisses when I'm 90.
Original Lyrics:
Jump, if you want to taste my kisses in the night then.
Kris Kross', "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mac Gyver made you - Jump! Jump!
Michael Jackson made you - Jump! Jump!
Original Lyrics:
Mac Daddy make you - Jump! Jump!
Daddy Mac a-make you - Jump! Jump!
Kris Kross', "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mac Gyver make you - Dumb! Dumb!
Michael Jackson make you - Jump! Jump!
Original Lyrics:
Mac Daddy make you - Jump! Jump!
Daddy Mac a-make you - Jump! Jump!
Kris Kross', "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mac Gyver make you - Jump! Jump!
Michael Jackson make you - Jump! Jump!
Original Lyrics:
Mac Daddy make you - Jump! Jump!
Daddy Mac a-make you - Jump! Jump!
Kris Kross', "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
MacBeth'll make ya... Jump!!! Jump!!!
Original Lyrics:
Mac-Daddy make ya...Jump!!! Jump!!!
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maximum Jump
Original Lyrics:
Might as well jump
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maxwell Joe
Joe!
Original Lyrics:
Might as well jump
Jump!
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maxwell, jump!
or
Maxwell Jump
or
Maxwell Jump
Original Lyrics:
Might as well jump
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maxwell jump
Correr and jump
Original Lyrics:
Might as well jump
Go ahead and jump
'correr' is portuguese for 'to run', so it made a whole lot of sense to me anyway....
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maxwell jump.
Original Lyrics:
Might as well jump.
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maxwell, jump. Jump! Maxwell, jump.
Go ahead, jump. Jump!
Original Lyrics:
Might as well jump. Jump! Might as well jump.
Go ahead, jump. Jump!
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maxwell, jump
Go ahead, jump!
Original Lyrics:
Might as well jump
Go ahead, jump!
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mighty swell jump
Original Lyrics:
Might as well jump
Kris Kross', "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some of them try to run
But they can't run like this.
Original Lyrics:
Some of them try to rhyme
But they can't rhyme like this.
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well can't you see me standing here
I got my back against the wreck in the sheets
Original Lyrics:
Well can't you see me standing here
I got my back against the record machine
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well can't you see me standing here
I got my back against the wrecking machine
Original Lyrics:
Well can't you see me standing here
I got my back against the record machine
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you see me standing here, I've got my back against the wreckin' machine
I eat the worst things you've seen
Original Lyrics:
Ah, can't you see me standing here, I got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you see me standing here
I've got my back against the wreckin' machine
I eat the warts that you've seen.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, can't you see me standing here
I got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa!
F**k You!
Who said that?
Original Lyrics:
Aaa-ohh
Hey you!
Who said that ?
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why does Mel jump?
Original Lyrics:
Might as well jump
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to roll with the punches to get to One Tree Hill.
Original Lyrics:
You got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say you won't know, you won't know until you meet Ian.
Original Lyrics:
You say you don't know, you won't know until you begin.
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to go with the budgies to get some more Trill.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to roll with the punches and gets to what's real.
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to roll with punches, to get to your meal.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to roll with the punches, to get to what's real.
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to roll with the punches and get to Montreal
Original Lyrics:
You've got to roll with the punches and gets to what's real
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to roll with the punches to get the punch feel.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to roll with the punches,
it gives em a thrill
Original Lyrics:
You've got to roll with the punches,
to get to what's real
Van Halen's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to rule with the bunches and get to what's real.
Original Lyrics:
You got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.

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