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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Johnny and Mary that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Robert Palmer's, "Johnny and Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny's always running around
Trying to find serpentines
Original Lyrics:
Johnny's always running around
Trying to find certainty
Robert Palmer's, "Johnny and Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny's always under the ground
Trying to find certainty
Original Lyrics:
Johnny's always running around
Trying to find certainty
Robert Palmer's, "Johnny and Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary comes ahead
Says she should be used to wait
Original Lyrics:
Mary combs her hair
Says she should be used to it

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