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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for John, I'm Only Dancing that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

David Bowie's, "John, I'm Only Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Dancing) I'm having so much fun
(Dancing) Too pack up like a gun (Dancing)
Bring it on with Davey now.
Original Lyrics:
(Dancing) I'm having so much love (Dancing)
Too bad my back had gone (Dancing)
Boogie down with daddy now.
David Bowie's, "John, I'm Only Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Dancing) I'm having so much love (Dancing)
Too bad my back had gone (Dancing)
Boogie down with Davey now
Original Lyrics:
(Dancing) I'm having so much love (Dancing)
Too bad my back had gone (Dancing)
Boogie down with daddy now
David Bowie's, "John, I'm Only Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
God, I wanna go dancing!
You turn me on
Original Lyrics:
John, I'm only dancing
She turns me on
David Bowie's, "John, I'm Only Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm lonely, f*** me!
Original Lyrics:
I'm lonely, trust me!
David Bowie's, "John, I'm Only Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
John I'm all excited
She turns me on, I'm all excited
Original Lyrics:
John I'm only dancing
She turns me on, I'm only dancing
David Bowie's, "John, I'm Only Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I pee slowly.
Original Lyrics:
You know I feel so lonely.

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