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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jet that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Misheard Lyrics:
Ah Mater Betrayer.
Original Lyrics:
Ah Mater
Much later.
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah mater,
Fur trader
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater
Much later.
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah mater
One slayter.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater
Much later.
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater
Don Slater.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater
Much later.
Misheard Lyrics:
Al Mater, want jet to always love me
Al Mater, want jet to always love me
Al Mater, portrayed her.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jet, I thought the only lonely face was on the moon
Original Lyrics:
And Jet, I thought the only lonely place was on the moon
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Sufferin' again.
Original Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Suffragette.
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Sufferin', Jet.
Original Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Suffragette.
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the major wasn't related -so for a Jet!
Original Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.
Misheard Lyrics:
And jet
I thought the major was sir a lady, so for a jet.
Original Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.
Misheard Lyrics:
And yet
I thought I made you just a little late to suffer a jet.
Original Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.
Misheard Lyrics:
Chair!
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
Paul McCartney's, "Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chair
Original Lyrics:
Jet
Misheard Lyrics:
Chess
Original Lyrics:
Jet
Misheard Lyrics:
Chet!
Tomater, promise to always love me
Tomater, promise to always love me
Tomater, horse trader.
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
Misheard Lyrics:
I can almost remember a thousand races
Original Lyrics:
I can almost remember their funny faces
Editor's note: Song was credited as by Paul McCartney & Wings (not just Wings, or Paul McCartney by himself).
Misheard Lyrics:
I can almost remember their bloody maces.
Original Lyrics:
I can almost remember their funny faces.
Misheard Lyrics:
I made her, wanted to always love me
I made her, wanted to always love me
I made her, much later.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
Misheard Lyrics:
I met her much later.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater, much later
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought he told you that you were the Olin of Kent.
Original Lyrics:
How come he told you that you were hardly old enough yet?
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought that the major was a lady, suffer again.
Original Lyrics:
I thought that the major was a lady suffragette.
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought the Major was a lady except for her jet.
Original Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Suffragette.
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought the Major
Was a real lady, suffer again.
Original Lyrics:
I thought the Major
Was a little lady suffragette.
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought the major was a related sufferer
Jet!
Original Lyrics:
I thought the major was a lady suffragette
Jet!
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought the major, was a lady--so far a jet, JET!
Original Lyrics:
I thought the major was a lady suffragette
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll make her Paul Shaffer.
Original Lyrics:
Ah Mater, much later
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll mate her,
want jet to always love me
Original Lyrics:
Ah mater,
want jet to always love me
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll mate her, one Jet to always love me
I'll mate her, one Jet to always love me
I'll mate her, Darth Vader!
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll mate her, one jet to always love me
I'll mate her, one jet to always love me
I'll mate her, much later
Original Lyrics:
Ah Mater want Jet to always love me
Ah Mater want Jet to always love me
Ah Mater... much later
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll mate her.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, Mater!
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll meet her
One chick to always love me
I'll meet her, much later.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, Mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, Mater, much later.
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm made to want 'Jet' to always love me.
Original Lyrics:
...Ah mater want 'Jet' to always love me.
I have no idea what "Ah mater" means.
Misheard Lyrics:
Jake!
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
Misheard Lyrics:
Jacks!
or
Jazz!
or
Jazz!
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
Misheard Lyrics:
Jazz!
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeff!
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
Paul McCartney's, "Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeff
Original Lyrics:
Jet
Wings', "Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeff
Original Lyrics:
Jet
Misheard Lyrics:
Jet major, want Jet to always love me.
Original Lyrics:
Ah mater, want Jet to always love me.
Misheard Lyrics:
Mark Slater
Original Lyrics:
Much later
Misheard Lyrics:
S***
Original Lyrics:
Jet
Misheard Lyrics:
Sh*t!
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
Misheard Lyrics:
Want 'Chet' to always love me.
Original Lyrics:
Want 'Jet' to always love me.

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