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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jesus Loves You, But I Don't that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Almighty's, "Jesus Loves You, But I Don't"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flying a green bus to Heaven
Original Lyrics:
Buying a brief burst of Heaven.
The Almighty's, "Jesus Loves You.. But I Don't."
Misheard Lyrics:
Ten eye'd disciples who sin too deep.
Original Lyrics:
Dead eye disciples who sin too deep.

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