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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jesse that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Carly Simon's, "Jesse"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't cut french fries for you
Original Lyrics:
I won't cut fresh flowers for you
Carly Simon's, "Jesse"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't make the wide hole for you
Original Lyrics:
I won't make the wine cold for you
Carly Simon's, "Jesse"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't put out the loan
Original Lyrics:
I won't put on cologne
Carly Simon's, "Jesse"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't put up alone, I won't wait by the phone, for you.
Original Lyrics:
I won't put on cologne, I won't wait by the phone, for you.
Carly Simon's, "Jesse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesse, I won't cut fresh cow for you.
Original Lyrics:
Jesse, I won't cut fresh flowers for you.
Carly Simon's, "Jesse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesse, I won't cut red flowers for you
Original Lyrics:
Jesse, I won't cut fresh flowers for you
Carly Simon's, "Jesse"
Misheard Lyrics:
My friends, they suffer bad.
They’re feeling bad
because I’ve sunk so low.
Original Lyrics:
My friends, it’s tough for them.
They’re feeling bad.
They think I’ve sunk so low.

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