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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for It Takes Two that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock's, "It Takes Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm a winner, I'm not a looza
And being obscene, is what I choosa.
And being obscene, is what I choosa.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm a winner, I'm not a loser
And being MC, is what I choose-a.
And being MC, is what I choose-a.
Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock's, "It Takes Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't smoke Buddah
Can't stand sex.
Can't stand sex.
Original Lyrics:
Don't smoke buddha
Can't stand sess, yes.
Can't stand sess, yes.
Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock's, "It Takes Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't smoke Gouda
Can't stand sex, yes.
Can't stand sex, yes.
Original Lyrics:
Don't smoke Buddha
Can't stand sess, yes.
Can't stand sess, yes.
Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock's, "It Takes Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stand Buda, and don't like Pest...
Original Lyrics:
Don't smoke Buddha; can't stand sess, yes.
Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock's, "It Takes Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not known for nationally known.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not internationally known.
Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock's, "It Takes Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
It pays you to make a thing go right
Original Lyrics:
It takes two to make a thing go right
Rob Base & DJ EZ-Rock's, "It Takes Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
It takes 2 to make a dingo fight.
Original Lyrics:
It takes two to make a thing go right.
Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock's, "It Takes Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
It takes 2 to make a dingo ride
Original Lyrics:
It takes 2 to make a thing go right.
Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock's, "It Takes Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
It takes two to make a single right
Original Lyrics:
It takes two to make a thing go right
Rob Base and D-J EZ Rock's, "It Takes Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
It takes two to make it outer space
Original Lyrics:
It takes two to make it out of sight
Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock's, "It Takes Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
It takes you to make a thing go right
Original Lyrics:
It takes two to make a thing go right
Marvin Gaye's, "It Takes Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a lima bean all alone
Original Lyrics:
Like an island, he's all alone
Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock's, "It Takes Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick and choose to make a thing go right
Original Lyrics:
It takes two to make a thing go right
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