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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for It Takes Two that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock's, "It Takes Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm a winner, I'm not a looza
And being obscene, is what I choosa.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm a winner, I'm not a loser
And being MC, is what I choose-a.
Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock's, "It Takes Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't smoke Buddah
Can't stand sex.
Original Lyrics:
Don't smoke buddha
Can't stand sess, yes.
Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock's, "It Takes Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't smoke Gouda
Can't stand sex, yes.
Original Lyrics:
Don't smoke Buddha
Can't stand sess, yes.
Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock's, "It Takes Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stand Buda, and don't like Pest...
Original Lyrics:
Don't smoke Buddha
Can't stand sess, yes.
Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock's, "It Takes Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not known for nationally known.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not internationally known.
Rob Base & DJ EZ-Rock's, "It Takes Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
It takes 2 to make a dingo fight.
Original Lyrics:
It takes two to make a thing go right.
Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock's, "It Takes Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
It takes two to make a single right
Original Lyrics:
It takes two to make a thing go right

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