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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for I Touch Myself that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fool could see just how much I adorn you.
Original Lyrics:
A fool could see just how much I adore you.
The Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't bump anybody else.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want anybody else.
The Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't f*** anybody else
When I think I about you, I touch myself.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself.
The Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't put in anybody else
When I think I felt you, I touch myself.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself.
The Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want anybody else.
when I think about you I dust my shelves.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want anybody else.
when I think about you I touch myself.
The Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
I rub myself
I want you to rub me.
Original Lyrics:
I love myself
I want you to love me.
The Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
I search myself, I want you to find me
I walk at myself, I want you to remind me.
Original Lyrics:
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me.
The Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd f***in' see just how much I adore you.
Original Lyrics:
A fool could see just how much I adore you.
The Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm focusing (on) just how much I adore you.
Original Lyrics:
A fool could see just how much I adore you.
The Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you could see, just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you!
Original Lyrics:
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you!
The Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I make a belch, ooh, I touch myself
Original Lyrics:
When I think about you I touch myself
The Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think about you, I dust my shelves
Original Lyrics:
When I think about you, I touch myself
The Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me call mommy.
Original Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me come running.
The Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me come, honey.
Original Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me come running.
Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me cum money.
Original Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me come running.
The Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me go "mommy"
Original Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me come running
The Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me go 'money!'
Original Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me come running.
The Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me grow money.
Original Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me come running.
The Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me happy, honey.
Original Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me come running.
The Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me throw money
Original Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me come running

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