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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ironic that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Gnome man turned and he ate.
You're the lottery,
That he'd buy the next day.
Original Lyrics:
An old man turned ninety-eight.
He won the lottery,
and then died the next day.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A death from boredom, 2 minutes too late
Original Lyrics:
A death row pardon, 2 minutes too late
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A death row hard-on
Two minutes too late.
Original Lyrics:
A death row pardon
Two minutes too late.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A death-row hard-on, two minutes too late.
Original Lyrics:
A death row pardon, two minutes too late.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A death-throe hard-on,
two minutes too late
Original Lyrics:
A death-row pardon,
two minutes too late
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A free ride, when you're already there.
Original Lyrics:
A free ride, when you've already paid.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A free ride, where you're going anyway
or
A free ride, when you're going on eBay
or
A free ride, when you're going on eBay
Original Lyrics:
A free ride, when you've already paid
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little too ironic
And you're really too thick
Original Lyrics:
A little too ironic
And yeah I really do think
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A traffic jam when you're already late
(No/Dont) smoke inside on your cigarette break
Original Lyrics:
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
An old man turned and he ached
Original Lyrics:
And old man turned ninety-eight
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
An old man turned and he ate
Original Lyrics:
An old man turned ninety-eight
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
An old man turned as he ate
He won the lottery, and I the next day.
Original Lyrics:
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery, and died the next day.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
An old man,
turned and he ate,
your lottery,
and died the next day
Original Lyrics:
An old man,
turned ninety-eight,
he won the lottery,
and died the next day
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
An old man, turned and he ate
Original Lyrics:
An old man turned ninety-eight
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
An oldest man turned and he ate
Original Lyrics:
An old man turned ninety-eight
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And 2 out of 4 is bigger.
Original Lyrics:
And who would've thought it figures?
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Hoover the floor, it figures.
Original Lyrics:
And who would have thought it figures?
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And pooh on the floor, it figures.
Original Lyrics:
And who would've thought, it figures.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little tunic.. and yeah I really do think...
Original Lyrics:
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little too ironic.. and yeah I really do think...
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And who would have thought it's Bigears?
Original Lyrics:
And who would've thought it figures?
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And who would have thought it's the girls.
Original Lyrics:
And who would have thought it figures.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And who would have thought, it's bigger
Original Lyrics:
And who would have thought, it figures
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And who would've thought
It's because
Original Lyrics:
And who would've thought
It figures
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And who would've thought it's a girl.
Original Lyrics:
And who would've thought it figures.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're smoking shite on your cigarette break.
Original Lyrics:
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
He won the lottery and was tied the next day.
Original Lyrics:
He won the lottery and died the next day.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't it erotic, don't you think?
Original Lyrics:
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a Jethro part of two minutes too late.
Original Lyrics:
A death row pardon, two minutes too late.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a black pie in your chow mein.
Original Lyrics:
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a cutie pie that you just can't take.
Original Lyrics:
It's the good advice that you just didn't take.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death rope ardon
To admit it's too late
Original Lyrics:
It's a death-row pardon
Two minutes too late
Not sure what a "death rope ardon" is but my 8 year old self sure sang about it proudly.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death row hard on two minutes too late.
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death row hard-on at 2 minutes till 8.
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon 2 minutes too late.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death row hard-on to finish too late
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death row hard-on two minutes too late
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon two minutes to eight.
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death row part of me
Two minutes too late.
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon
Two minutes too late.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death row party two minutes too late
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death throw hard-on, two minutes too late.
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death-throe hard-on
Two minutes too late.
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon
Two minutes too late.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death-throw, hard-on, a little too late
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon, two minutes too late
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death-throws hung on
Two minutes too late.
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon
Two minutes too late.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a free high, when you're already baked
Original Lyrics:
A free ride, when you've already paid
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a free life when you're already dead.
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you already paid.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a free ride on a dusty plane
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you've already paid
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a free ride on your whore everyday.
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you've already paid.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you're already late
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you've already paid
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you're already there
It's the good advice that you just can't wait
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you're bored anyway.
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you've already paid.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a green light when your already there
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you've already paid
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a green light, but it's already red.
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride, when you've already paid.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a green light, when it's already red.
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride, when you've already paid.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a green light, when you're already late.
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride, when you've already paid.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a green light, when you're running a red.
Original Lyrics:
It's like a free ride, when you've already paid.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a suicide that just didn't take
Original Lyrics:
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's black rain on your wedding day
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like 10,000 loons when all you need is nine.
Original Lyrics:
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like 10,000 grooms when all ya need is a wife
or
It's like 10,000 phones when all you need is a line
or
It's like 10,000 phones when all you need is a line
Original Lyrics:
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like 10,000 spools, when all you need is a dime.
Original Lyrics:
It's like 10,000 spoons, when all you need is a knife.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like Gatorade on your wedding day
Free flies when you already paid.
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain, on your wedding day
A free ride, when you already paid.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like Raeann on your wedding day.
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like Reddi-wip on your wedding cake
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a rave on your wedding day.
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a wedding cake,
on your wedding day,
it's like suicide,
when you already layed,
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain
on your wedding day,
it's a free ride
when you've already paid
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like change on your wedding day.
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like meeting the man of my dreams
And I'd be the most beautiful wife.
Original Lyrics:
It's like meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like paying on your wedding date.
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like radiant
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like radiation on your wedding day
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the kriptonite in a wedding cake.
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like rain on your willie, Dave
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on you're wedding day
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like rain when you're running late.
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like rain, are you ready, today?
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like rain, are you runnin' in place?
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like rain, are you willing to be?
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on you're wedding day
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like rain, when you're wet anyway
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain, on your wedding day
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like rape on on your wedding day.
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like ten thousand loons
When all you need is a dime.
Original Lyrics:
It's like ten thousand spoons
When all you need is a knife.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like ten thousand schools
When all you need is a life.
Original Lyrics:
It's like ten thousand spoons
When all you need is a knife.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like wearing red on your wedding day
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like, 'Yeah, yeah!'
Yeah, Yeti yeah!
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain
On your wedding day.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's some free time when you're bored anyway
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you've already paid
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the good advice that you just can't take.
Original Lyrics:
It's the good advice that you just didn't take.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life has a funny, funny way ...humping your ass
Humping your ass
Original Lyrics:
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is a funny way
I'm sneaking up on ya when ya think everything's okay
And everything's gong rye.
Original Lyrics:
Life has a funny way
Of sneaking upon ya when ya think everything's okay
And everything's going right.
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a Death Row hard-on
One minute too late
Original Lyrics:
It's a Death Row pardon
Two minutes too late
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meeting the man of trains
running over a beautiful wife
Original Lyrics:
It's like meeting the man of my dreams
then meeting his beautiful wife
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid of flies
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
The milkman turned 98
Original Lyrics:
An old man turned 98
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
The old man turned and he ate
Original Lyrics:
An old man turned 98
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two out of four get bigger
Original Lyrics:
Who would have thought, it figures
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well life has a funny way
When you're scaping your bunions
When you think everything's gonna be okay...
Original Lyrics:
Well life has a funny way
Of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay...
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're on your knees in the night
Original Lyrics:
When all you need is a knife
Alanis Morissette's, "Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who would've thought filthy girls?
Original Lyrics:
Who would've thought it figures?

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