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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Invisible Touch that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now, I know she has built-in amenities.
Original Lyrics:
But now, I know she's got a built in ability.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to have that visible top chef.
or
She's got that invisible touch, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisble touch, yeah!
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grabs my Oreo heart.
Original Lyrics:
Grabs right hold of your heart.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
He took the hand, sang 'give it all posture'
That's what she needs, and that's what's holding her horse
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
See seems to have an invisible torchiere.
or
She seems to have an invisible tourtiere.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She's got an invisible lamp or an invisible pork pie. I blame the French.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She burnt the house down then she wants to talk shit
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She doing handstands with an invisible touch, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't like losing to her ex-Paladin
Original Lyrics:
She don't like losing to her it's still a game.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gets around on invisible crutches
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She has a filthy ability
To take everything she sees
Original Lyrics:
She has a built-in ability
To take everything she sees
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She has a hatchback, really thinks she's tough s**t.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She has the body of Billie Jean.
Original Lyrics:
Se has a built-in ability.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is a half-a**, easy don't cut it.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is a half-ass, dizzy whop-top, shoot
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is an invisible duchess
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She put her head down, is he gonna touch it?
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She reaches in, and that's not holy of her.
Original Lyrics:
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She see the half pint empty on the top shelf.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She see the hat man. Is he gonna touch her?
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seem to have any Visigoths up there
She reaches in, she grabs 'er high holey, oh hot!!
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She reaches in, she grabs right hold of your heart
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seemed a half-wit, easy on the top shelf.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seemed to have invisibly touched s***.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a dick in her butt, yea!
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yea!
That would be awesome if that was the original lyric and I think he should change it
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a dizzy devil ducky.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a fizzy bottle top, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a fizzy mound of touchy.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a imperial contrac-tion.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a medieval touch, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a physical attraction.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a physical attraction
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an Invisible touch
Phil Collins adds so much emphasis on the words Invisible Touch it was always physical attraction. Makes more sense to a 16 yr old anyhow. I still hear the old lyric every time it comes on the radio.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a physical dog shit
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a physical dutchess
she feeds the gin and grabs my pony, uh-huh!
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a physical dutchess
She reaches in, and grabs my pony, uh-huh.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
She reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a physical milkshake!
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a physical touch it.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a turtle in a half-shell.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeh!
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an easy-boil tough shed.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an eenveesable tooch, yah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invincible denture.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invincible tough shed.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible attrac-tion.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible dog sh*t
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible jock strap!
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible talk show
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible time-share
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible toaster.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have something, Izzy don't touch it!
or
She seems to have a physical talkshow
or
She seems to have an invisible tonsure
or
She's a half-pint physical Top Shot
or
She sees the hat and physical attraction
or
She seems to have a physical texture
or
She has a hat and she keeps it on the top shelf
or
She seems to have a video talk show
or
She seems to have an invisible talk show
or
She seems to have an invisible todger
or
She seems to have an invisible todger
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Todger" is slang for a man's joy department
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible tool shed.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible top hat
She reaches in, and pulls my pony apart.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible top shirt.
or
She seems to have invisible brushes.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible top-shed.
Original Lyrics:
she seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible top-ship
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisble touch, yeah!
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible topshelf.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible toucher
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touchy
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible tough s***.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible tough shed
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible tough shit
She reaches in and it's non-stop polio
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible tush, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible watch
Regis Philbin, and that's not polio
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch,
She reaches in, grabs right hold of your heart
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have and invisible hat, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have fun dizzy devil duckin'.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have got a fizzy bottle touch, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have invisible dog s***.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have it easy, but tough shit
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have that invisble top shell
she has control and slowly reaches a part
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She reaches in and slowly tears you apart
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have that physical attraction.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have that physical attraction.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have that invisible touch, yeah.
Editor's note: I think this one might already be submitted. If it is, I'll delete it.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to hear an inner Billie talk show.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to hide and invisibly talks s***, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees a hairpin, and isn't gonna touch it.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees a half man visiba dutch.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees a halfback and visits a talk show
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees a hat and isn't gonna touch it
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees a hat-rack, will she touch it?
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees his hair and gives him no tough s***.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees his hand and doesn't want to touch it
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeh
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees his pants down, is he gonna talk s**t?
Original Lyrics:
She seem to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the (something) sitting on top shelf.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the half-life, busy body toucha'.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hand and give you no talk s***
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have and invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hand, and is he gonna touch her?
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat and bizzy-bo touch, yeah.
She reaches in, and grabs right pony yo-har.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat and bizzy-bo touch, yeah
She reaches in, and grabs right pony yo-har
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat and bizzy-bo touch, yeah
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat and is it on the top shelf?
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat and isn't gonna touch it
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have invisible touch, yeah
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat on invisible top shelf
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat rack; is she going to touch it?
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat, and Dizzy won't touch it.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat, yeah, sitting on the top shelf.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the touch that you really can't touch it.
or
She sees the touch of invisable touch, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees your hand and really don't touch it.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She skates the half-pipe without visibly touching
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisble touch, yeah!
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She stole my heart and cheesy don't junk "chha"
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She took the hat and put it on the top shelf.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a man and a dizzy wanna touch s***.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a baby and she covers it in chocolate.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have that invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a hot gun, busy on a tough s***
She's got a hot gun busy on an acomenzar
or
She's got a hot gun, busy on a tough s***
She's got a top gun, busy that will blow you apart.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a real invisible touch, yeah
She reaches in and grabs a hold of your heart.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got the hands of an invisible Duchess
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got to have it, easy don't talk s***!
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's in love with Izzy Bow Touch-S***.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a guilty bully.
Original Lyrics:
She has a built-in ability.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a half-cast physical crutch.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a half-pint, busy body tough s***!
She'll turn around and grab right hold of your heart.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
A good friend heard me sing it that way, and I've she has never forgotten.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a half-pint, gizzy-bone tough s***.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's out there building a tough shed.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's seems to have an invisible attachment.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's seems to have an invisible top shelf.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.

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