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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for In The Army Now that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Status Quo's, "In The Army Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember what the daft man said?
or
Do you remember what the deaf man said?
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember what the draft man said?
Status Quo's, "In The Army Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember what the daft man said?
or
Do you remember what the deaf man said?
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember what the draft man said?
Status Quo's, "In The Army Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Handy maids flying over your bed
Miss Eyes flying over your bed
If you wanna survive, grout her bad.
Original Lyrics:
Hand grenades flying over your head
Missiles flying over your head
If you wanna survive, get out of bed.
Status Quo's, "In The Army Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Handy maids flying over your bed
Miss Eyes flying over your bed
If you wanna survive, you're out of bet.
Original Lyrics:
Hand Grenades flying over your head
Missiles flying over your head
If you wanna survive, get out of bed.
Status Quo's, "In The Army Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Navigation in a formal man
Lunch of Spam does the best he can
Urine the Army, Woah Woah
Urine the Army now.
Original Lyrics:
A vacation in a foreign land
Uncle Sam does the best he can
You're in the Army, Woah Woah
You're in the Army now.
Status Quo's, "In The Army Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're in Miami now.
Original Lyrics:
You're in the Army now.
Status Quo's, "In The Army Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're in the...Oh me now!
Original Lyrics:
You're in the Army now.

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