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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for In Bloom that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he likes the s*** he's got.
Original Lyrics:
And he likes to shoot his gun.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he likes to shoot his com.
Original Lyrics:
And he likes to shoot his gun.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he's the one
Who flys all our pretty thongs
Fanny Likes to sing along
Fanny likes to toot his buns.
Original Lyrics:
And he's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his guns.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baloo's the son of a fruit.
Original Lyrics:
Bruises on the fruit.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
But he knows not what it means.
Original Lyrics:
But he don't know what it means.
Actually, both may be correct, in different parts of the song. But they still mean the same thing.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curse of summer through
Original Lyrics:
Bruises on the fruit.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
D a dog again.
Original Lyrics:
Reproductive glands
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know wadded beef.
Original Lyrics:
Knows not what it means.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fear the darker grounds.
Original Lyrics:
Reproductive glands
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Harry's the one
Who likes to eat Johnny's sons.
Original Lyrics:
He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the one
Honey, all our pretty songs
Honey, Likes to sing along
Honey, likes to shoot his guts
but he, don't know what it takes,
don't know what it takes
to write some
Original Lyrics:
He's the one
who likes all our pretty songs,
And he, likes to sing along
And he, likes to shoot his guns
But he knows not what it means
Knows not what it means
And I say yeah.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the one that offered his son
Original Lyrics:
He's the one that likes all our pretty songs
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the one who likes all our birdy songs,
And he, likes to chirp along
And he, likes to shoot the bums
But he, don't like Warren's cheese
Don't like Warren's cheese
So he'll pay
Original Lyrics:
He's the one who likes all our pretty songs,
And he, likes to sing along
And he, likes to shoot his guns
But he knows not what it means
Knows not what it means
And I say yeah
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the one who likes all our pretty sons.
Original Lyrics:
He's the one who likes all our pretty songs.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the one who likes all our pretty suns
Original Lyrics:
He's the one who likes all our pretty songs
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the one, who likes all our pretty sons.
Original Lyrics:
He's the one, who likes all our pretty songs.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes the tune it's got
But he don't know what it means.
Original Lyrics:
He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his guns
But he knows not what it means.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes the tune it's got
But he don't know what it means.
Original Lyrics:
He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the one
Who likes all life in its own.
Original Lyrics:
He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the one
Who likes to haul off with his arms.
Original Lyrics:
He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the world
Original Lyrics:
He's the one
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's some truth
Turn the red to blue
Original Lyrics:
Bruise some fruit
Tender age in bloom
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
Annie likes to sing along
Annie likes to shoot his gun
Buddy don't know what it means.
Original Lyrics:
He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his guns
But he knows not what it means.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the world
Original Lyrics:
He's the one
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lisa one who likes all our pretty socks
Sunny likes to sing along
Eddy likes to shoot his gut
Buddy don't know what it means,
don't know what it means,
you nasty ass
Original Lyrics:
He's the one who likes all our pretty songs
and he likes to sing along
and he likes to shoot his gun,
but he don't know what it means,
don't know what it means,
and I say, Yeah
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make me here again
Rape the dark, my friend
Rape the world
Like all the food is gone.
Original Lyrics:
Spring is here again
Reproductive glands
And he's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moose is on the prude.
Original Lyrics:
Bruises on the fruit
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pray for dark again
Original Lyrics:
Reproductive glands
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Prunes are a fruit. Tangerines in bloom.
Original Lyrics:
Bruises on the fruit. Tender age in bloom.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rape a dog with glass.
Original Lyrics:
Reproductive glands
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rape the dark again.
Original Lyrics:
Reproductive glands
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rape the dark of friends
Original Lyrics:
Reproductive glands
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rape the dark, my friends.
Original Lyrics:
Reproductive glands
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rape the darker clans
or
Rate a darkened clamp.
Original Lyrics:
Reproductive glands
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rape the dog again.
Original Lyrics:
Reproductive glands
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rape the dog again.
Original Lyrics:
Reproductive glands
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rape the dog again.
Original Lyrics:
Reproductive glands
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rape the dog for clams.
Original Lyrics:
Reproductive glands
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rape the dog for food.
Original Lyrics:
Reproductive glands
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rape the dog for friends
Original Lyrics:
Reproductive glands
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rape the dog with glass.
Original Lyrics:
Reproductive glands
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rape the duck glands.
Original Lyrics:
Reproductive glands
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reap the darker glans
Original Lyrics:
Reproductive glands
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reap the darker glans
Original Lyrics:
Reproductive glands
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reap the darker ground
Original Lyrics:
Reproductive gland
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save the world
Original Lyrics:
He's the one
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell the kids for Jude
Well it change his foods.
Original Lyrics:
Sell the kids for food
Weather changes moods.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell the kids for food
Weather changes moods
Spring is here again
Rape the dog in grass.
Original Lyrics:
Sell the kids for food
Weather changes moods
Spring is here again
Reproductive glands.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell the kids for food
When I'm James Moods.
Original Lyrics:
Sell the kids for food
Weather changes moods.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Senate kids, a boom
When the change is moved
Spring a sea again
Reap the duck of glance
Hey, it's the one who lies
On a pretty song and it
Likes to sing along and it
Likes to shoot its gun
But it
Don't know what it takes
Don't know what it takes to master it
Nature isn't yours
Brews his own fruit
Turn to rage and boom.
Original Lyrics:
Sell the kids for food
Weather changes moods
Spring is here again
Reproductive glands
And he's the one who likes
All our pretty songs and he
Likes to sing along and he
Likes to shoot his gun
But he
Knows not what it means
Knows not what it means and I say yeah
Nature is a whore
Bruises on the fruit
Tender age in bloom.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the one
Who likes all the gay songs
And she likes to sing along
When she's pulling on her d***
But she knows she has no jeans
Knows she has been seen.
Original Lyrics:
He's the one
Who likes all the pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it mean
Knows not what it mean.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smell my skids for food
Original Lyrics:
Sell the kids for food
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steve's the one
He likes all our pretty songs
Jenny likes to sing along
Eddie likes to shoot his gun
Buddy don't know what it means.
Original Lyrics:
He's the one
He likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he don't know what it means.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Syracuse is a fool.
Original Lyrics:
Sell the kids for food.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tender Asian boobs
Original Lyrics:
Tender age in bloom
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can have some more.
Rachel is a whore.
Original Lyrics:
We can have some more.
Nature is a whore.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
We connect some more -- Phaedra is a whore.
Original Lyrics:
We can have some more -- nature is a whore.
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the change is moot
Original Lyrics:
Weather changes moods
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who says I'm a prude?
Original Lyrics:
Bruises on the fruit
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's a zombie fruit?
Original Lyrics:
Bruises on the fruit

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