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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

David Frizzell's, "I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the hounds bear scent, it's closing time, you won't have far to crawl.
Original Lyrics:
When the Ham's bear says its closing time, you won't have far to crawl.

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