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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man) that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Kenny Loggins', "I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven helps the man who fights with me
Love's the only thing that keeps me free.
Love's the only thing that keeps me free.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven helps the man who fights his fear
Love's the only thing that keeps me here.
Love's the only thing that keeps me here.
Kenny Loggins', "I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi-three
Original Lyrics:
I'm free.
Kenny Loggins', "I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know what I want.
or
No, what I want.
or
No, what I want.
Original Lyrics:
You're what I want.
Kenny Loggins', "I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart's standing in the parking lot.
or
My heart's staying here for far too long.
or
My heart's staying here for far too long.
Original Lyrics:
My heart's staying where my heart belongs.
Kenny Loggins', "I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young, one-eyed bum
Listen to me!
Listen to me!
Original Lyrics:
You're what I want
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
Kenny Loggins', "I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young, one-eyed bum
Original Lyrics:
You're what I want.
Kenny Loggins', "I'm Free (Heaven Helps the Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Ice cream!)
Original Lyrics:
(I'm free!)
Kenny Loggins', "I'm Free (Heaven Helps the Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Ice scream!)
or
(I scream!)
or
(I scream!)
Original Lyrics:
(I'm free!)
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