Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for I Love Rocky Road that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Don't give me no crummy teaspoon
Don't give me no crummy taste spoon
Grammatically speaking, it should be "Don't give me *a* crummy taste spoon."
Keep a couple quarters in my locker at school.
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school.
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