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Against a plumber, win an architect, both with a BHT
Against a plumber, oh, and an architect, both with a Ph.D
I took Pope for Me for $100
I took potpourri for $100
Against a plumber pullin' an architect
Against a plumber, oh, and an architect
I lost 10th
I lost nervous
I was tense
I was nervous
You're a complete blues-er!
You're a complete loser!
The last sentence of Don Pardo's voiceover speech, which occurs during the instrumental break.
Just tell me now what I did and when, yeah, yeah
Just tell me now what I didn't win, yeah, yeah
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