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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for If You Wanna Be Happy that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Jimmy Soul's, "If You Wanna Be Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get another girl to marry you.
Original Lyrics:
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
Jimmy Soul's, "If You Wanna Be Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
come and make a gypsy woman your wife
Original Lyrics:
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
Jimmy Soul's, "If You Wanna Be Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty one with your wife.
So, from my personal point of view, get another girl to marry you.
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.
So, from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.
Jimmy Soul's, "If You Wanna Be Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
And you made a pretty woman your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get another girl to marry you.
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Ask an ugly girl to marry you.
Jimmy Soul's, "If You Wanna Be Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,
it helps to make a pygmy woman your wife.
or
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,
it helps to make a pretty woman your wife
Original Lyrics:
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,
never make a pretty woman your wife
Jimmy Soul's, "If You Wanna Be Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pygmy woman your wife.
Original Lyrics:
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
Jimmy Soul's, "If You Wanna Be Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
She always gives you a piece of a**.
Original Lyrics:
She always gives you peace of mind.
Jimmy Soul's, "If You Wanna Be Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
She always gives you piece of a**.
Original Lyrics:
She always give you a peaceful life.
Jimmy Soul's, "If You Wanna Be Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
She always gives you piece of a**.
Original Lyrics:
She'll always give you peace of mind.
The misheard lyrics was the original verse that was out for only several weeks. The song was pulled and was re-released with the lyric, 'An ugly woman cooks your meals on time, an' she'll always give you peace of mind.' However, the re-released version may get misheard as "ass".
Jimmy Soul's, "If You Wanna Be Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
She always gives you piece of ass
Original Lyrics:
She always gives you peace of mind
Jimmy Soul's, "If You Wanna Be Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
She will always give you a piece of a**.
Original Lyrics:
She always gives you peace of mind.

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