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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for If You Could Read My Mind that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Gordon Lightfoot's, "If You Could Read My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
I walk away like a movie star who gets burned on a three way street
Original Lyrics:
I'd walk away like a movie star who gets burned in a three way script
Gordon Lightfoot's, "If You Could Read My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you could read my mind love,
What a tale my farts could tell
Original Lyrics:
If you could read my mind, love
What a tale my thoughts could tell.
Gordon Lightfoot's, "If You Could Read My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you could read my mind, love
What a tail a fox would tell.
Original Lyrics:
If you could read my mind, love
What a tale my thoughts would tell.
Gordon Lightfoot's, "If You Could Read My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a packet of Marlboros
The kind the drug store sells
Original Lyrics:
Just like a paperback novel
The kind that drugstores sell
Gordon Lightfoot's, "If You Could Read My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a paperback novel
The kind that just don't sell.
Original Lyrics:
Just like a paperback novel
The kind that drug stores sell.
Gordon Lightfoot's, "If You Could Read My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that toast is me
Original Lyrics:
You know that ghost is me

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