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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for If I Were A Carpenter that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Bobby Darin's, "If I Were A Carpenter"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I were A carpenter, and you were related?
Would you marry me anyway, would you have my baby?
Original Lyrics:
If I were A carpenter, and you were a lady?
Would you marry me anyway, would you have my baby?
Bobby Darin's, "If I Were A Carpenter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you miss your color-box?
Original Lyrics:
Would you miss your colored blouse?
Johnny Cash's, "If I Were A Carpenter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you miss your color-box?
Original Lyrics:
Would you miss your colored blouse?
Bobby Darin's, "If I Were A Carpenter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you miss your colour bar? What does color box mean anyway???
Original Lyrics:
Would you miss your colored blouse?

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