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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for If I Only Had... that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Cast of 'The Wizard Of Oz''s, "If I Only Had..."
Misheard Lyrics:
If I only had the knife
Original Lyrics:
If I only had the nerve
Cast of the Wizard of Oz's, "If I Only Had..."
Misheard Lyrics:
If I only had the name
Original Lyrics:
If I only had the nerve

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