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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for If I Had A Rocket Launcher that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Bruce Cockburn's, "If I Had A Rocket Launcher"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had a rocket lawn chair
Original Lyrics:
If I had a rocket launcher
Bruce Cockburn's, "If I Had A Rocket Launcher"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had a rocking lawn chair some son of a bitch would die
Original Lyrics:
If I had a rocket launcher some son of a bitch would die
Bruce Cockburn's, "If I Had A Rocket Launcher"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had a rocking lawn chair
some son of a @#$%* would die!
Original Lyrics:
If I had a rocket launcher
some son of a @#$%* would die!
Bruce Cockburn's, "If I Had a Rocket Launcher"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had a Moroccon lawnchair
Original Lyrics:
If I had a rocket launcher

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