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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for If I Can't Have You that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Yvonne Elliman's, "If I Can't Have You"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I can't have you,
I don't want your body, baby
Original Lyrics:
If I can't have you,
I don't want nobody baby
Yvonne Elliman's, "If I Can't Have You"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I can't have you
I don't want that ugly baby.
Original Lyrics:
If I can't have you
I don't want nobody baby.
Yvonne Elliman's, "If I Can't Have You"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you can't have boobs, I don't want your body, baby.
Original Lyrics:
If I can't have you, I don't want nobody baby
Yvonne Elliman's, "If I Can't Have You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a cat hairdo.
Original Lyrics:
If I can't have you
Yvonne Elliman's, "If I Can't Have You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tears of love, are a waste of time.
Original Lyrics:
My tears, so far, are a waste of time.
Yvonne Elliman's, "If I Can't Have You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two dreams that never will come true
Original Lyrics:
To dreams that never will come true

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