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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for If Ever I Would Leave You that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Cast Of 'Camelot''s, "If Ever I Would Leave You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your face is a lobster
That puts gold to shame.
Original Lyrics:
Your face with a lustre
That puts gold to shame.
Cast Of 'Camelot''s, "If Ever I Would Leave You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your face with a lustre
That would scald to shame
Original Lyrics:
Your face with a lustre
That puts gold to shame.

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