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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for I Choose that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Offspring's, "I Choose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't get shout to me now
Original Lyrics:
Can't catch up to me now
The Offspring's, "I Choose"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate Jews.
Original Lyrics:
And I choose.
The Offspring's, "I Choose"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Dan Marino.
Original Lyrics:
I'm Amarillo.
Offspring's, "I Choose"
Misheard Lyrics:
My memory, oh
Original Lyrics:
I'm Amarillo.
The Offspring's, "I Choose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not you.
Original Lyrics:
I choose.
Offspring's, "I Choose"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was a teenager
drinkin' booze from the bottles
Original Lyrics:
When I was a teenager
drinkin' booze with the vatos
The Offspring's, "I Choose"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was a teenager
Sucking juice from a bottle
Original Lyrics:
When I was a teenager
Drinkin' booze with the vatos.

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