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The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop out, drop out
Everybody drop out.
Everybody drop out.
Original Lyrics:
Got one, got one
Everybody's got one.
Everybody's got one.
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody bumf***.
Original Lyrics:
Yellow matter custard
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody polka
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's got one
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's got one
Everybody's got one
Everybody's got one
or
Everybody smoke pot
Everybody smoke pot
Everybody smoke pot
or
Everybody smoke pot
Everybody smoke pot
Everybody smoke pot
Original Lyrics:
Oompa Oomapa, stick it up your joompa
This lyric occurs in the fadeout of the song and is chanted repeatedly.
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody sucks c***.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's got one.
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's f****d up.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's got one.
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly in the ointment
Original Lyrics:
I am the eggman.
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get f**ked, get f**ked, everybody get f**ked
Original Lyrics:
Got one, got one, everybody's got one
This is the funny chant in the middle of the song.
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grab a lock of fish, my pornographic Princess.
Original Lyrics:
Crab-a-locker fishwife, pornographic Priestess.
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grab a locker fishwife,
pornographic priestess
pornographic priestess
Original Lyrics:
Crabalocker fishwife,
pornographic priestess
pornographic priestess
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Ache-man
I am the walrus
Take a look at you.
I am the walrus
Take a look at you.
Original Lyrics:
I am the eggman
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob.
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob.
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the bug man, coo coo cah joo.
Original Lyrics:
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the eggplant
Oh, they are the eggplants.
Oh, they are the eggplants.
Original Lyrics:
I am the eggman
Oh, they are the eggmen.
Oh, they are the eggmen.
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the eightman
They are the eight men.
They are the eight men.
Original Lyrics:
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen.
They are the eggmen.
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
If the sun don't come
We get to Tanton, standing in the English rain.
We get to Tanton, standing in the English rain.
Original Lyrics:
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from standing in the English rain.
You get a tan from standing in the English rain.
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jan Boo food haf keen tem kicking someone in the snow.
Original Lyrics:
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe.
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man you've been a naughty girl
You let your n*****s down.
You let your n*****s down.
Original Lyrics:
Man you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down.
You let your knickers down.
Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oompa, Oompa
Stick it up your joompa.
Stick it up your joompa.
Original Lyrics:
Got one, got one
Everybody's got one.
Everybody's got one.
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polymonic penguin sitting on a Christian
Original Lyrics:
Elementary penguin singing 'Hari Krishna!'
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
See her in a wheelchair
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Original Lyrics:
Semolina pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Semolina belcher climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Original Lyrics:
Semolina Pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Semolina is a kind of wheat.
Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gone to the dance parlor and left you.
Original Lyrics:
Sit you down, Father. Rest you!
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in a wheelchair, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Original Lyrics:
Semolina Pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the Sun
If the Sun don't come, you get your Times
Or Standard in the English way.
If the Sun don't come, you get your Times
Or Standard in the English way.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, then pretty soon
You're standing in an English rain
If the sun don't come, then pretty soon
You're standing in an English rain
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun,
If the sun don't come you get a chance at standing in the English rain
If the sun don't come you get a chance at standing in the English rain
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in an English garden wiating for the sun,
If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain
If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a w*** from standing in an English way.
If the sun don't come, you get a w*** from standing in an English way.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain.
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the band to come.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke pot, smoke pot, everybody smoke pot.
Original Lyrics:
Oompa oomapa, stick it up your joompa.
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke pot, smoke pot
Everybody smoke pot.
Everybody smoke pot.
Original Lyrics:
Got one, got one
Everybody's got one.
Everybody's got one.
This misheard lyric was brought up to John Lennon himself by an interviewer for Playboy in 1980, shortly before he was killed. He corrected the interviewer with the correct lyrics.
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You have a tantrum
Standing in the English Rain.
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You have a tantrum
Standing in the English Rain.
Original Lyrics:
Standing in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from
Standing in the English Rain.
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from
Standing in the English Rain.
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suddenly a pill chair climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Original Lyrics:
Semolina Pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, I'm outta custard
Original Lyrics:
Yellow matter custard
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yell amount of custard
Original Lyrics:
Yellow matter custard
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yellow man of custard
Original Lyrics:
Yellow matter custard
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yellow man with custard tripping like a dead dog, aye.
Original Lyrics:
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye.
The Beatles', "I Am the Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you think that Yoko laughs at you
Original Lyrics:
Don't you think the joker laughs at you
The Beatles', "I Am the Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ev'rybody smoke pot!
Original Lyrics:
Ev'rybody's got one!
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