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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for I Ain't Gettin' Any that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Monks', "I Ain't Gettin' Any"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once, I bought this plastic chick, I thought now this is it; she said "I'm feeling sick."
Original Lyrics:
Once, I brought this tasty chick, I thought now this is it; she said "I'm feeling sick."

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