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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hotel California that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax' said the bite man, 'we are programmed to deceive'
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman. 'We are programmed to receive.'
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the knight man.
'We are programmed to incede.'
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.'
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the knight man.
'We are programmed to deceive.'
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.
Both versions actually make sense. The misheard lyric is what I heard for years listening to this song.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the knight.
'Man, we are programmed to receive.'
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.'
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the madman.
'We are programmed to believe.'
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.'
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nice man.
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the night man.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the night man.
'We are open to receive.'
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the night man.
'We are programmed to receive.'
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the night man.
'We are open to the sea.'
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the night man.
'We are programmed to receive.'
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman. 'We are programmed to recede.'
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman. 'We are programmed to receive.'
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman.
And get down to your seats.'
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.'
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to the sea.'
Original Lyrics:
'Relax' said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.'
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are, go back to your seat.'
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.'
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightmare.
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amanda's definitely twisted.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I was thinking to myself
'This could be happening, this could be ehhh'.
Original Lyrics:
And I was thinking to myself
’This could be Heaven or this could be Hell’.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the basterd's chambers, they gathered for the feast.
Original Lyrics:
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the master's chambers,
They gather for their feet
They stab it with their killing knives
But they just can't kill the feet.
Original Lyrics:
And in the master's chambers,
They gather for their feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for McFeast.
Original Lyrics:
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast.
Who remembers THAT hamburger?
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast
The stabbed it with their silly knives
But they just can't kill the beast.
Original Lyrics:
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the master's chambers
They get the foreign feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just get wildebeeste
Original Lyrics:
And in the master's chambers
They gather for their feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my sack grew dim
Original Lyrics:
And my sight grew dim
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my sack rode in
Original Lyrics:
And my sight grew dim
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she said, 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own demise'
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast
They stab it when their steeling knives,
but they just can't kill the beast
Original Lyrics:
And she said, 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device'
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
but they just can't kill the beast
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And steel those noses were calling from far away.
Original Lyrics:
And still those voices are calling from far away.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And still those horses are calling from far away
Original Lyrics:
And still those voices are calling from far away
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And still those noises are calling from far away.
Original Lyrics:
And still those voices are calling from far away.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And still those pussies are calling from far away
Original Lyrics:
And still those voices are calling from far away
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And still those whatchamacallits from far away.
Original Lyrics:
And still those voices are calling from far away.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Any time of year, you can find a queer.
Original Lyrics:
Any time of year, you can find it here.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Any time you're here, you can buy me beer.
Original Lyrics:
Any time of year, you can find it here.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, said the night man we are programmed to deceive
or
At night said the night man, we go down to the sea
or
At night said the night man, we go down to the sea
Original Lyrics:
Relax, said the night man, we are programmed to receive
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring your lullabies
Original Lyrics:
Bring your alibies
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
But they just can't kill the feet.
Original Lyrics:
But they just can't kill the beast.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Commander Tiffany twisted.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany-twisted.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead fish in the doorway.
Original Lyrics:
There she stood in the doorway.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Depiction paint on ice
Original Lyrics:
The pink champagne on ice
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Description: pain on ice
Original Lyrics:
The pink champagne on ice
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go to the Hotel California.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Hotel California.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go to the Hotel California
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Hotel California
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Four paraplegics rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good night said the madman,
We are programmed to receive
Original Lyrics:
Relax said the nightman,
We are programmed to receive
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Miss Tiffany Twisted
She's got a Mercedes Benz
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls fins.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind's Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
He lives on the ceiling.
Original Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her man is deep and he twistin'.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her man is definitely twisted.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her man is stiff and he's twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys in shackles, friends.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind's Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes Benz
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
She call Bens.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
She calls friends.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mind is bent and twisted
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mind is definitely twisted,
She got the Mercedes Benz.
She got a lot of pretty pretty boys that she calls men.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted,
She got the Mercedes Benz.
She got a lot of pretty pretty boys that she calls friends.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mind is definitely twisted.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mind is definitely twisted
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mind is differently twisted.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mind is lickety-twisted
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mind was stiff and he twisted
She's got a Mercedes Benz
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls fins.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind's Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mind's definitely twisted, she's got a Mercedes Benz.
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls fins.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind's Tiffany twisted, she's got the Mercedes bends.
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mind's definitely twisted, she's got the Mercedes Benz
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls men.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted, she's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
She calls friends.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her name was Tiffany Twisted.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had too heavy at my cycle gym
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard some horses in the corridor
Original Lyrics:
I heard some voices at the corridor
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard some voices down the corridor
Original Lyrics:
I heard some voices at the corridor
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I once met a policeman
rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas,
rising up through the air
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said the Pledge of Allegiance rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas rising up through the air.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a police man
Rising up in the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw she moon light
Original Lyrics:
I saw a shimmering light
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was thinking to myself this could be Harvard or this could be Yale
Original Lyrics:
I was thinking to myself this could be heaven or this could be hell
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the dark, there's a highway.
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway...
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a dog on the highway,
cool wind in his hair
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway,
cool wind in my hair
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living it up at the Hoe Down California, or
Plenty of room at the Hoe Down Califorina
Original Lyrics:
Living it up at the Hotel Califorina, or
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost man of bolitas, rising up in the air
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Many a room at the Hotel California.
Original Lyrics:
Plenty of room at the Hotel California.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miros are deceiving
Original Lyrics:
Mirror's on the ceiling
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling
She pictured me on ice
Original Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling
Pictures of Jim Rice
Original Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
Jim Rice was a pro baseball star for the Boston Red Sox, and he was already in the big leagues at the time this song was made.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling depict champagne on ice
Original Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling the pink champagne on ice
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling the pink champagne on ice
Original Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling depict champagne on ice
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling,
Depict champagne on ice
Original Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Murals are the stealin',
paint champagne on ice
Original Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling.
Pink champagne on ice
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My hat grew heavy,and my side grew dim
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy,and my sight grew dim
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head grew hairy and my sight grew dim
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head grew hairy and my sight grew dim
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and a sack flew in
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sack rolled in
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my side grew down
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for tonight.
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head grew heavy in my Cyclojam
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head grew heavy in my sidecar, Tim
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head grew heavy so I cycled in.
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head was heavy and my cyclo gym
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart was heavy and my socks were dim
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sights grew dim
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My leg's stiff and it's twisted
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway
coll winding my head
once swell of Galitas rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
I head through heavy and a sacro dim
I had to stop for the night
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway
cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of calitas rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway,
Cool Whip in my hair...
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway,
cool wind in my hair...
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway, coolwhip in my hair
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
One spell of caleet dust
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my air
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell eucalyptus
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway
Cool winded my hair
One smell of coritas
Rising up in the air
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up in the air
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a dark dessert highway
Cool Whip in my hair.
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a dark dessert highway
Cool Whip in my head
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a dark hesid highway,
Cool wettin' my hair
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway,
Cool wind in my hair
Pronounced "hezzid"
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a dark, there's a highway.
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway...
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a dock, there's a highway.
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the dark, there's a highway, cool wind in my head
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the dock, there's a highway.
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once fell a Palicus.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas
Palicus is a genus of stilt crabs in the family Palicidae.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once smelled like the lead gas
Rising up thru the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once smelled some police gas
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
One paraplegic, rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas, rising up in the air.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
One smell I could eat dust
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
One smell of cleat dust rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
One smell of colite dust rising up to my hair.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
One smell of collie dust
Original Lyrics:
A warm smell of colitas
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
One smell of police gas rising up in the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitis rising up in the air
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
One smell of the leaked gas,
rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas,
rising up through the air
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
One smells the politesse
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
One spell that could eat dust
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
One swell eucalyptus,
rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas,
rising up through the air
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Owned a dog, there's a highway
Coke whining my ear
What a smell of chlorine gas
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Picture paint on ice
Original Lyrics:
Pink champagne on ice
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please Bring me my wife
We haven't had THAT spirit here since 1969
Original Lyrics:
Please bring me my wine
He said "We haven't had that spirit here since 1969"
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please bring me my wive
We haven't your mother here since 1469.
Original Lyrics:
Please bring me my wine
Haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Radio room at the Hotel California
Original Lyrics:
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ready a room at the Hotel California.
Original Lyrics:
There's plenty of room at the Hotel California.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax and the knightmen
We are programmed to deceive.
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the night man
We are programmed to receive.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax said the madman,
As he sunk down to his seat
Original Lyrics:
Relax said the nightman,
we are programmed to receive
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax said the night man
We are so glad to be seeing you.
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the night man.
'We are programmed to receive.'
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax said the nightman
we are programmed to disease
Original Lyrics:
Relax said the nightman
we are programmed to receive
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax said the nightman,
we are programmed to steal
Original Lyrics:
Relax said the nightman,
we are programmed to receive
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, said the mad man.
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the night man.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, said the mad man.
Original Lyrics:
Relax, said the night man.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, said the nightman
We are open to receive
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman
We are programmed to receive
This is what the game song burst lists as the correct lyric.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Renting a room at the Hotel California.
Original Lyrics:
Plenty of room at the Hotel California.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said she loved the place (said she loved the place)
Said she loved your face
Original Lyrics:
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw a sugary light
Original Lyrics:
Saw a shimmering light
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She drank champagne on ice.
Original Lyrics:
Pink champagne on ice
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls Franz.
Original Lyrics:
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She got the Mercede Benz
Original Lyrics:
She got the Mercedes bends
Henley was infuriated by a letter he once received from a person who misunderstood the lyrics and complained that he had spelled "Benz" wrong in the line "her mind is Tiffany twisted, she got the Mercedes bends."
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She got the first 80 cents
Original Lyrics:
She had the Mercedes bends
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She had the worst eighties band
Original Lyrics:
She had the Mercedes bends
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is definitely twisted
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls men.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls Ben.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls friends.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls Vince.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls friends.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls men.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
She calls friends.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a lot of pretty pretty boys, that she calls mens
or
She's got alot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls Sven
or
She's got alot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls Sven
Original Lyrics:
She's got a lot of pretty pretty boys, that she calls friends
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I called to the captain
Please bring me my wife.
Original Lyrics:
So I called to the captain
Please bring me my wine.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I called to the captain
Please bring me my wife
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969'.
Original Lyrics:
So I called to the captain
Please bring me my wine
And he said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969'.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I called up the captain
’Please bring me my wand’.
Original Lyrics:
So I called up the captain
’Please bring me my wine’.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I come to the Hilton
Please bring me my wife.
Original Lyrics:
So I called to the Captain
Please bring me my wine.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some days to remember
Some days to forget
Original Lyrics:
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stab it while they are still in ice
Original Lyrics:
Stab it with their steely knives
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stab it with their stealing knives
But they just can't kill the beast.
Original Lyrics:
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stab them while they are still in ice.
Original Lyrics:
Stab it with their steely knives.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a lovely case
Original Lyrics:
Such a lovely face
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sundance to remember
Sundance to forget
Original Lyrics:
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweeze on my sweat
Original Lyrics:
Sweet summer sweat
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Countess Tiffany Twisted
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The knife is stiffly twisted, she got the Mercedes-Benz
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The maid is Tiffany twisted
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The man is different, he twisted.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The pig's champagne on ice
Original Lyrics:
The pink champagne on ice
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The rest of the night then
We are programmed to the sea.
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.'
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of burritos
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of caleep dust rising up in the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of cleat dust rising up from the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of Goleta rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of Goleta
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of Kleenex
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up in the air.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of burritos rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas risng up through the air
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of cleat dust
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of cold leaked gas
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitis rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas rising up through the air.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of cunnilingus, rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of her clitoris rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of policeman
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of polices rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
In the sense of "the warm smell of colitas rising up through the air," the band is referring to the Little Tails, or tips of the marijuana plant, and of course the most potent part. The term colita also refers to a person's butt or a woman's private parts. Source: Urban Dictionary
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The woman is definitely twisted
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The won't smell like a leaf does
or
The warm smell of burrittos, rising up through the air
or
The warm smell of colegence, rising up through the air
or
The warm smell of coitis, rising up through the air
or
One Spanish policeman
Rising up through the air
or
The warm smell of bolitas
or
The warm smell of colitis, rising up through the air
or
The warm smell of eucalyptus
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitis, rising up through the air
or
The warm smell of bolitas
or
One spanish policeman
Rising up through the air
or
The warm smell of coitis (sex), rising up through the air
or
The warm smell of colegence, rising up through the air
or
The warm smell of burrittos, rising up through the air
or
The won't smell like a leaf does
or
The won't smell like a leaf does
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Colitis is pot in Mexio
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then she lit up a Camel
Original Lyrics:
Then she lit up a candle
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then she lit up a Ken doll
Original Lyrics:
Then she lit up a candle
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then she looked up Nintendo.
Original Lyrics:
Then she lit up a candle.
Editor's note: This song predates Nintendo, but it's possible that a person hearing this song from the first time might have heard it when it was already old, and not realized that this song came out long before nintendo was even invented.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then she looked up a Kindle
Original Lyrics:
Then she lit up a candle
As in the Amazon Kindle, an E-book reader, which did NOT exist when this song was made.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then she looked up at Kendall
Original Lyrics:
Then she lit up a candle
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then she looked up at ten doors
Original Lyrics:
Then she lit up a candle
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
There she stood in the doorway
I heard emissions bell.
Original Lyrics:
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
There she stood in the doorway
With conditioned hair.
Original Lyrics:
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's many a room at the Hotel California.
Original Lyrics:
There's plenty of room at the Hotel California.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
They drink champagne on ice.
Original Lyrics:
Pink champagne on ice
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
They drink champagne on ice
Original Lyrics:
And pink champagne on ice
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
They stab it with their Steely Dan
But they just can't kill the beast.
Original Lyrics:
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast.
This was rumored to be the original lyric, inspired by a rivalry between The Eagles and Steely Dan.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
They stab it with their silly knives
But they just can't kill the beef.
Original Lyrics:
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
They stab it with their stealing eyes.
Original Lyrics:
They stab it with their steely knives.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
They stab it with their stealing knives
But they just can't kill the thief
Original Lyrics:
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
They stab it with their steel and knives.
Original Lyrics:
Stab it with their steely knives.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
They stab it with their steely eyes, but they just can't kill the beast
Original Lyrics:
They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up ahead in the distance,
an ocean of light
Original Lyrics:
Up ahead in the distance,
I saw a shimmering light
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up ahead in the distance
An ocean of light joints
or
I like pints and joints.
Original Lyrics:
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up ahead, in the distance,
I saw a shivering white.
Original Lyrics:
Up ahead, in the distance,
I saw a shimmering light.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up to thee Oat-Man, can't afford ya.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Hotel California.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm scent of some fleas dust
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Risng up through the air.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell eucalyptus rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell eucalyptus, risin' up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of 'aucalyptus
Rising through the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of Cletus
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of Collie dust,
rising up through the air
or
Warm smell of Coleet Dust,
rising up through the air
or
Warm smell of Coleet Dust,
rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas,
rising up through the air
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of bleak dust
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of burritos
Rising up in the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of burritos
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of cactos drivinh through the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitis
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of elite gas
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of eucalyptus
Risin' up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of fajitas
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of pleat dust
Rising in the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of police dust rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of police dust
Rising up in the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up in the air.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of police gas,
rising up through th' hair
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
I always interpreted 'Police gas' as a farting policeman.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of police gas
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of police men rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas risng up through the air
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of politas
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of the wheat grass
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas risng up through the air
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warren smell of Colitas rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wars smell of collegiates.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Was there to police us
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are all just prisoners here got my Balls in a vice
Original Lyrics:
We are all just prisoners here of our own device
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are all just prisoners here of a randy vice
Original Lyrics:
We are all just prisoners here of our own device
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are all just visitors here
Of our own device
Original Lyrics:
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are programmed to recede.
Original Lyrics:
We are programmed to receive.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are programmed to the sea
Original Lyrics:
We are programmed to receive
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We around just business here
Offer room device.
Original Lyrics:
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We haven't had Pabst Beer here since 1969.
Original Lyrics:
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We haven't had expired here since 1969.
Original Lyrics:
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We haven't had that spear in here since 1969
Original Lyrics:
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We haven't had that spilled in here since 1969.
Original Lyrics:
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We threw up in the middle of the night,
just to hear them say
Original Lyrics:
Wake you up in the middle of the night,
just to hear them say
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We threw-up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
Original Lyrics:
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're renting a room at the Hotel California
Original Lyrics:
There's plenty of room at the Hotel California
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the Hotel Can't afford ya.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Hotel California.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the home town California.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Hotel California.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a nice suprise when you're out of ice
Original Lyrics:
What a nice suprise bring your alibis
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a nice surprise with your alibis
or
What a nice surprise when you're out of lies
or
What a nice surprise when you're out of lies
Original Lyrics:
What a nice surprise. Bring your alibis
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a nice surprise, when you're out of ice.
Original Lyrics:
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis.
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a nice surprise, when you're out of rice.
Original Lyrics:
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a nice surprise, when your out of ice (or out of flies)
Original Lyrics:
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
What the hell is colitas?
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas...
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
With terminal head lice
Original Lyrics:
Of our own device
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woke up to the Hotel California
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Hotel California
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't go to the Hotel California
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Hotel California
That's one hotel I won't be checking into!
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woolco to the Hotel California
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Hotel California
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can check out any time you want
But you can never pee.
Original Lyrics:
You can check out any time you want
But you can never leave.
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
cool whip in my hair
Original Lyrics:
cool wind in my hair

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