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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Heart Of Glass that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't cha mistrust my small behind
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you mistrust loves Naugahyde?
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you mistrust most Naugahyde?
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you mistrust,
Miss Selma Hayek?
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust,
Love's gone behind
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you mistrust
Love from behind?
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust
Love's gone behind.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Due to mistrust, love's gone behind
Riding high, I'm blowin' through the goosh lines.
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Riding high on love's true blueish light.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fortunate for us, love's gone behind
Original Lyrics:
Much o' mistrust, love's gone behind
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fortune and trust
Love's far behind.
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust
Love's gone behind.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm riding high, ya' know I'd like a shoeshine.
Original Lyrics:
Riding high on love's true blueish light.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good You're teasing like a devil.
Original Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good You teasing like you do.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You cheesin' like deadwood.
Original Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You teasing like you do.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You cheesy and a hood.
Original Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You teasing like you do.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You're cheesy like a kipper!
Original Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You teasing like you do.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just because
Your cheese in life makes butter.
Original Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just no good
You teasing like you do.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just no good
Your teasing like thin love.
Original Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just no good
You teasing like you do.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just you're good
You're teasing like you did her.
Original Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just no good
You teasing like you do.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I hear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You're cheesy like a damn fool.
Original Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You teasing like you do.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
In between
What I find displeasing and I'm feeling fine.
Original Lyrics:
In between
What I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
In between
What I find is pleasing and I feel inclined.
Original Lyrics:
In between
What I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just because.
You're cheatin' like you make love.
Original Lyrics:
It's just no good.
You teasin' like you do.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just no good, you treat me like a bimbo.
Original Lyrics:
It's just no good, you teasin' like you do.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just no good
You tease me like a dead girl
Original Lyrics:
It's just no good
You tease me like you do
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just no good
You tease me like a bad girl
Original Lyrics:
It's just no good
You tease me like you do
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just no good
You cheesing like a pillow.
Original Lyrics:
It's just no good
You teasin' like you do.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just no good
You tease me like a bimbo.
Original Lyrics:
It's just no good
You teasin' like you do.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just no good
You tease me like a little girl.
Original Lyrics:
It's just no good
You teasin' like you do.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just no good
You're cheesy like a dead moose.
Original Lyrics:
It's just no good
You teasin' like you do.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jewish lie
Original Lyrics:
Bluish light
Looks like Blondie weren't anti-Semites after all.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Learned to mistrust, love's far behind.
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Much mistrust, lost my own behind.
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mucho man's trust, love fell behind.
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, my small behind.
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Muscle man's trust, Miss Malahide.
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding high, Oh no I see the Jewish lights
or
Mush of missmush, Love has gone blind
Riding high, I knew I blew it, just right...
or
Mush of missmush, Love has gone blind
Riding high, I knew I blew it, just right...
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, Love's gone behind
Riding high on love's true blueish light..
Radio stations actually objected to the lines: "Once I had a love and it was a gas, Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass" and were supplied doctored versions which had the previous chorus without the word ass in them in place of it.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once I had a love. He was full of gas
Shot it all out. Broke the heart of glass
Original Lyrics:
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once I thought
Life was a gas
Then I found out
It was a pain in the a**.
Original Lyrics:
Once had love
And it was a gas
Second time 'round
Had a heart of glass.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once had love and it was fast
it got up kicked me in the ass
Original Lyrics:
Once I had a love and it was a blast
soon turned out to be a pain in the ass
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once had love,now losing gas
Sometime now, gotta heart a glass
Feels like it's empty and losin' fast
Loves on time, not far behind.
Original Lyrics:
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
One shy love,
and it was aghast
Sugar time now,
had a heart of glass
Original Lyrics:
Once had love
and it was a gas
Second time round,
had a heart of glass
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your mistrust
Love's gone behind
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust
Love's gone behind
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ridin' high among the city's blueish lights
Original Lyrics:
Riding high on loves true blueish light
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding high although I'm still a Jewish guy.
Original Lyrics:
Riding high on love's true bluish light.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding high on love through the Jewish line
Original Lyrics:
Riding high on love's true bluish light
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding high on love through the douche line.
Original Lyrics:
Riding high on love's true bluish light.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding high on love's green blueish slide
Original Lyrics:
Riding high on love's true blueish light.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding high on love's true Jewish lies
Original Lyrics:
Riding high on love's true bluish light
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding high, I love that true Jewish light.
Original Lyrics:
Riding high on love's true blueish light.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding high, I'll blow up to the sewage line.
Original Lyrics:
Riding high on loves true blueish light
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding high, I'm blowing through the goo shine.
Original Lyrics:
Riding high on love's true bluish light.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding high, although I'm still a little shy.
Original Lyrics:
Riding high on love's true bluish light.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I can be a pain in the a**.
Original Lyrics:
Soon turned out to be a pain in the a**.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soon found out,
signed autographs
Original Lyrics:
Soon turned out,
had a heart of glass
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soon turned out, big pain in the a**.
Original Lyrics:
Soon turned out, to be a pain in the a**.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sue turned round, bit me in the a**.
Original Lyrics:
Soon turned out to be a pain in the a**.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why I'm behind
Original Lyrics:
Love's gone behind
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want some love and it's your cats
No time now, try Heart of Glass
Original Lyrics:
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out, had a heart of glass
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch out, love, don't use the gas!
Original Lyrics:
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
What kind of love are you used to, guys?
Sometimes I had a heart of glass
Seems like the real thing, but oh so shy
Put your mistrust and stuff behind.
Original Lyrics:
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
What kind of love, if it was of glass
Sue found out, had a heart of glass.
Seemed like the real thing, oh it was divine
Moochy mistress, love's far behind.
Original Lyrics:
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out, had a heart of glass.
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
What kind of love
is this a gas
soon found out
had a heart of glass
Original Lyrics:
Once had love
And it was a gas
Soon turned out
Had a heart of glass.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
What'd you mistrust, lost on behind?
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoja McDuff
lost from behind
Original Lyrics:
Much o' mistrust
Love's gone behind
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won'cha mistrust my small behind?
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you mistrust what's gone behind?
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you mistrust
Love from behind?
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust
Love's gone behind
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you mistrust love from behind
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, fighting Zion, the true Jewish lie.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, hide, an' hide, going sue a suicide.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
You tease me like a cheap hood
Original Lyrics:
You're teasing like you do
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
You tease me like a damn fool
or
You tease me like a damn bull
or
You tease me like a damn bull
Original Lyrics:
You tease me like you do
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
You tease me like a dead bird.
Original Lyrics:
You tease me like you do.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
You tease me like a diddler
Original Lyrics:
You tease me like you do
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
You tease me like a dildo
Original Lyrics:
You teasing me like you do
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
You tease me like the devil
Original Lyrics:
You tease me like you do
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're cheatin' with your damn wood.
Original Lyrics:
You tease me like you do
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're cheesin' like a dead girl.
Original Lyrics:
You're teasing like you do.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're cheesin' like liver
Original Lyrics:
You teasin' like you do
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're cheesy like Clem Burke.
Original Lyrics:
You teasing like you do.
One of the band members is Clem Burke.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just no good
You're cheesy like Ben Hur
Original Lyrics:
It's just no good.
You teasin' like you do.
Blondie's, "Heart Of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're teasin' like a nympho.
Original Lyrics:
You teasin' like you do.
Blondie's, "Heart of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Locked inside
Original Lyrics:
Lost inside
Blondie's, "Heart of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once I thought love, thought love was a gas.
Soon found out had a heart of glass.
Original Lyrics:
Once I had a love and it was a blast soon turned out to be a pain in the ass
Blondie's, "Heart of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, more
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, oh
Blondie's, "Heart of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
The person you trust loves Naugahyde.
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Blondie's, "Heart of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching those trucks
Original Lyrics:
Won't you just trust?
Blondie's, "Heart of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
What about love, and it was a guess
Original Lyrics:
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Blondie's, "Heart of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you mistrust, let's go behind.
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Blondie's, "Heart of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, running hot, unknown revolution
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, running high on love's true bluish light
Blondie's, "Heart of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a cheesy honey dipper
Original Lyrics:
You tease me like you do
Blondie's, "Heart of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're cheesy like a dingo
Original Lyrics:
You're teasing like you do
Blondie's, "Heart of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're cheesy like a nigger
Original Lyrics:
You're teasing like you do
I'm not racist and don't condone the use of the word 'nigger' but it's what I hear.
Blondie's, "Heart of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're cheesy like you do
Original Lyrics:
You tease me like you do

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