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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hallelujah that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Robin Mark's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of life is in Your jar.
Original Lyrics:
All of life is in Your charge.
Rufus Wainwright's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see your flag on a Bible arch.
Original Lyrics:
I seen your flag on the marble arch.
Jeff Buckley's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not a crime that you're here at night.
Original Lyrics:
It's not a cry that you hear at night.
Rufus Wainwright's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
She broke your throat, and she cut your air.
Original Lyrics:
She broke your throne, she cut your hair.
Jeff Buckley's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
She tied to to a broken chair
She broke your toe and cut your hair.
Original Lyrics:
She tied you to a kitchen chair
She broke your throne and cut your hair.
Leonard Cohen's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Holy Dark was moving too.
Original Lyrics:
The Holy Dove was moving too
Rufus Wainwright's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Holy Duck was moving in you.
Original Lyrics:
The Holy Dark was moving too.
Rufus Wainwright's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
The holy dove was moving too.
Original Lyrics:
The holy dark was moving too.
Rufus Wainwright's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
The holy duck was moving too.
Original Lyrics:
The holy dark was moving too.
Jeff Buckley's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I heard there was a secret chord, that David Blaine.
Original Lyrics:
Well I heard there was a secret chord, that David played.
Jeff Buckley's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I heard there was a secret code, that David played
And it pleased the lowed.
Original Lyrics:
Well I heard there was a secret chord, that David played
And it pleased the Lord.
Jeff Buckley's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I heard there was a sacred chord
That's David Blaine, and he pleased the Lord
Original Lyrics:
Well I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and he pleased the Lord
Celtic Thunder's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
You saw the mailman on the roof
Original Lyrics:
You saw her bathing on the roof
Rufus Wainwright's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see her flag on the marmalade.
Original Lyrics:
You see her flag on the marble arch.
Rufus Wainwright's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see her flag on the marmalat.
Original Lyrics:
I've seen your flag on the Marble Arch.
Aika adds: "Er...what's a 'marmalat?' Methinks the 'right lyrics' are actually wrong!"

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