Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> H -> Half Life

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Half Life that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Local H's, "Half Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that Holly never gave a leopard a chance.
Original Lyrics:
You know they hardly ever give a leper a chance.
Local H's, "Half-Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Half-blind
Original Lyrics:
Half-life

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