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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hair that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Cowsills', "Hair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bear long beautiful bear
Original Lyrics:
Hair long beautiful hair
The Cowsills', "Hair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't have to go downtown, cause I know where it's at
Original Lyrics:
Don't never have to cut it, cause it stops by itself
Cowsills', "Hair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Head home for the trees
I hide for the buttin' bees
Original Lyrics:
A home for the fleas
A hive for the buzzin' bees
The Cowsills', "Hair"
Misheard Lyrics:
No army's got control of my hair
Original Lyrics:
Long as God can grow it, my hair
The Cowsills', "Hair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh say can you see my eyes if you can?
And my hair's too short.
Original Lyrics:
Oh say can you see my eyes?
If you can, then my hair's too short.
The Cowsills', "Hair"
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll be gaga at the go-go when they see me in my toga
My toga made of long, flowing, clean, biblical hair
Original Lyrics:
They'll be gaga at the go-go when they see me in my toga
My toga made of blonde, brilliantined, biblical hair

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