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Bastard stink of an Alice
Baghdad Stinkcog Analyst
The Fall were staying in a hotel in Scotland (?) and lead singer Mark E. Smith was ratted out to the hotel staff by bandmates Craig Scanlon and Steve Hanley as the perpetrator of all-night loud drunkenness. His disappointment at their flimsy loyalty was immortalized in this song.
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