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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Graduate that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Third Eye Blind's, "Graduate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I crash the waves?
Original Lyrics:
Can I graduate?
Third Eye Blind's, "Graduate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I lick the faces that are meat?
Original Lyrics:
Can I look into the faces that I meet?
Third Eye Blind's, "Graduate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I masturbate?
Original Lyrics:
Can I graduate?
Third Eye Blind's, "Graduate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do not graduate!
Gotta get my punk ass off the street
Original Lyrics:
Can I graduate?
Can I get my punk ass off the street
Third Eye Blind's, "Graduate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up out the way.
Original Lyrics:
Can I graduate?
Third Eye Blind's, "Graduate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seagulls walking by in slowmo.
Original Lyrics:
She goes walking by in slowmo.
Third Eye Blind's, "Graduate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell your mother for a buck
Go down on me before I get f*cked
Original Lyrics:
Sell your heart out for a buck
Go on, fade out before I get stuck
Movie Scripts', "The Graduate"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am not trying to produce you
Would you like me to produce you?
Original Lyrics:
I am not trying to seduce you
Would you like me to seduce you?

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