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Among girls who ain't got no panties.
Mongrels who ain't got a penny.
Among girls who ain't got no panties.
Mongrels who ain't got a penny.
And they'll take advantage of the fact you're in town
To set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
Back to having no realm in the woods
Back to the homicide tower.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Back to marigolds out in the woods.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
Back to my farm in Rhode Island
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Back to that heart attack town
Hunting that horny back toad
Back to the Alamo lounge
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
Back to the Halloween town!
Hunting the horny-back toad.
Back to the Hobbit Hole out in the woods.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
Back to the Hollywood animals
Humping the horny-back toad.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Back to the Hollywood town in the woods.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
Back to the cabin built out in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Back to the cabin built out in the woods
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Back to the calico out in the woods.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
Back to the calistone find in the road
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Back to the habitat out in the woods
(or
Back to hobbit hole out in the woods
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Back to the having it all out in the woods
Back to the haunted black town.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the hornyback toad.
Back to the heart attack tower
Back to the howling old owl
Back to the heart attack town
Hunting that horny back toad
Back to the heart of my childhood
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Back to the heart of that town
Hunting that horny back toad
Back to the hidey-hole out in the woods
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Back to the hidy-hole out in the woods
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Back to the highwood called Allenwood
or
Back to the highway called Allenwood
or
Back to the highway called Allenwood
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Back to the hod den go round
back to heart attack town
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Back to the honey-back town
Hunting that horny back toad
Back to the honky tonk shack in the woods.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
Back to the horny old owl in the woods
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Back to the house of owl in the woods
Back to the hollow back toad.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Back to the how and the wow and the wood
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Back to the howlin' aloud in the woods
Hunting the horny black toe
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad.
Back to the howlin' wolf out in the woods.
Huntin' the horny back, towed.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting that horny back toad
Back to the howling around in the woods
Where you went on the back roads
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting that horny back toad
Back to the howling around in the woods
Hunting for Hannukah now
or
Hunting for Harvey Keitel
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad.
Back to the howling gold cow in the woodz.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
Back to the howling morale in the woods.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
Back where the Haldol is awesome
Humpin' the Holy Black Toe.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Better take an accoutant to vac your endowments
To set you on your feet again
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
I thought this line was about money laundering
Blacken my heart with black towels.
Hunting the horny-back toad.
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
With the dogs of society's hound
You can't plant me in your paper
I'm going back to my found.
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dark clouds decided to howl
You can't blend me with your pen pal
I'm going back to my plough.
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dog stops to hide away cows
The catflap, he ain't penpal
I'm going back to my plough.
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
With the highbrow society gal
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my cloud.
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
Goodbye yellow brick road,
where the dark clouds are starting to howl
Goodbye yellow brick road,
where the dogs of society howl
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dark cloud society hides
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dark horses sat on the owls.
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the doctors inevitably howl.
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
Goodbye, Penelope Rose
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Goodbye, Yellow Bee Road.
Goodbye, yellow brick road.
Goodbye, Yellow Bridge Road.
Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road.
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the docks of society crown.
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the doggone society's foul.
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs in society drown.
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
Goodbye, yellow filled roll.
Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road.
Goodbye, yellow-brick road There's a dark side on the hill
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
Humpin' the horny-back toad.
Hunting the horny-back toad.
Humping the Holy black toe.
Hunting the horny black toad.
Humping the horny black toad.
Hunting the horny back toad.
Huntin' the horny black toad
Hunting that horny back toad
Huntin' the horny, black toad
Huntin' the horny-back toad
Hunting my horny lymph node.
Hunting the horny back toad.
Hunting the corn in my toe
Hunting the horny back toad
Hunting the heart attack toad
Hunting the horny back toad
Hunting the heart of that town
Hunting the horny back toad
I can't flush you down the drain
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
I can't help eating your pen pal.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
You can't plop me in your penthouse
Going back to my plow.
or
I can't see you in my penthouse
Goin' back to my chow.
or
I can't see you in my penthouse
Goin' back to my chow.
You can't lock me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
I can't stand reading the Penthouse
I'm going back to my cow.
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
I cant stop being your penpal
You can't place me in your penthouse
I heard you shot down your plane
or
I heard you shot Don McLean
or
I heard you shot Don McLean
I'll bet they shoot down your plane
I practice you down the plain.
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
I should have stayed on the phone
Listened to mile man.
I should have stayed on the farm
Listened to my old man.
I'll band'ya down the plain
Take your account of the laughter in town
Set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll gain a replace man
Plenty like me'll be found, c'mon girls
You ain't got a pen and snipping the tears
Just like you on the ground
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
I'll bet you shoot down the drain.
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
I'm going back to my cloud.
I'm going back to my plow.
I'm not a prison for your friends to open.
I'm not a present for your friends to open.
I'm not in prison for your French tooth open.
I'm not a present for your friends to open.
I've found the site of my future lies beyond The Yellow Brick Road
Oh I've finally decided my future lies beyond The Yellow Brick Road
I've found the site of my future lies
Beyond the Yellow Brick Road.
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the Yellow Brick Road.
It'll take a batch of accountants
to set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of Accurin tablets
To set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of Acurin tablets
To set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of Acurin tablets
To set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of accurate talents.
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics.
It'll take you a couple of arguing townies to set you on your feet again
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again
It'll take you a couple of f-f***n' tonics
To set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of hot young accountants
To set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of thousand accountants
To set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of vicodin tablets
To set you on your feet agin.
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
It's different for tickets like you.
Sniffing for tidbits like you.
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Searching for takers like you all around
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for Tiggers like you on the ground
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for dinners like you on the ground.
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for table scraps thrown on the ground.
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tickets like you on the ground.
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Searching for tickets like you
On the ground
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
Mongrels, who ain't got a planet,
A sphyncter forgivin like you.
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
Mongrols who ain't got a planet
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
My future lies beyond the elephant yards
My future lies beyond the yellow brick road
My lethargy's down the drain
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the elevator.
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road.
Right in the heart of 'black town'
Hunting the horny-back toad
Right in the heart of that town
Hunting the horny-back toad
Sniffin' for tidbits like you
All around
Singin' for tidbits like you
On the ground
Sniffing for tickets like you on the ground.
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
Sniffing for tippers like you all the time.
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
Sniffing for tippers like you
Sniffing for tidbits like you
The Lancashire on the plains
I'll bet they shoot down your plane
The boy's too young to be sniffing the glue.
This boy's too young to be singing the blues.
The cat just peed in the penthouse.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
The cat just peed in your penthouse
You can't catch me in your penthouse
The cat's just peed in the penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
The cat's not being your pen pal.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
What do you think you'll do then
I bet you she downed the plane
It'll take a couple of accurate talons
To set you on your feet again
What do you think you'll do then
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of Vodka and Tonics
To set you on your feet again
What do you think you'll do then?
Flush your s*** down the drain.
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll bet they'll shoot down your plane.
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll banish you down the drain
Gonna take you out on a factor and talent
To set you on your feet again.
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll never shoot down the plane.
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
What do you think you'll do with a breakfast chute down the plain?
What do you think you'll do then? I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
What do you think you'll do, then?
I'll banish you down the drain.
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
What do you think you're doin'?
Practicing down the plain
It'll take you a couple of accurate talents
To set you on your feet again.
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
What do you think you're doin'?
Practicing down the plain
It'll take you a couple of accurate talents
To set you on your feet again.
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
What do you think you're doin?
I bet you were Don McLean.
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
What do you think you're doing
I bet you shoot down the plane.
What do you think you'll do then
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
What do you think you're doing?
I'd better shoot down the lane.
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
When are you going to come down?
When are you going to learn?
I just got laid out on the farm
I should have listened to my old man.
When are you going to come down?
When are you going to land?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man.
Where the Dachau society howls
or
Where the dark-house society howls
Where the dogs of society howl
Where the Dachshunds decided to howl.
Where the dogs of society howl.
Where the clouds are persiantly high
Where the dogs of society howl
Where the dachshound society howls
Where the dogs of society howl
Where the dock house society cow
Where the dogs of society howl
Where the dogs of insanity howl
Where the dogs of society howl
Where the dogs our society hound.
Where the dogs of society howl.
Where the downtown society frowns
Where the dogs of society howl
With the downtown society house.
Where the dogs of society howl.
You can't blast me in the chin, pal
I'm going back to my cloud.
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
You can't buy meat with your pants down.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
You can't catch me or my pen pal.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
You can't catch me with my pants down.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
You can't eat meat in the penthouse.
You can't keep me in your penthouse.
You can't have me as your pen-pal
I'm going back to my cloud.
You can't plant me in the penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
You can't help being my pen pal.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
You can't help reading your Penthouse.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
You can't hurt me, I'm your pen pal.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
You can't keep me in your penthouse
I am going back to my farm.
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I am going back to my plough.
You can't let me in your hen house
You can't plant me in your penthouse
You can't like being a penpal.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
You can't lock me in your pen now
I'm going back to my ground
or
You can't lock me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my town
or
You can't lock me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my town
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
You can't lock me in your penthouse
or
Your cat just peed in your penthouse
or
You can't plan meeting your pen pal
or
You can't plan meeting your pen pal
You can't plant me in your penthouse
You can't plant me in your henhouse.
or
You can't trap me in your henhouse.
or
You can't trap me in your penthouse.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm goin' back to my cloud.
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm goin' back to my plough.
You can't plant me in your penthouse
You can't lock me in your penthouse
You can't plant peas in your penthouse,
I'm goin' back to my plough
You can't plop me in your penthouse,
I'm goin' back to my plough
You can't plant peas in your penthouse.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
You can't put me in your penthouse.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
You can't slap me in your hen house
You can't plant me in your penthouse
You can't stop peeing in the henhouse.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
You can't stop reading your Penthouse.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
You transplant me in your henhouse.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Your cat and me are pen pals.
You can't place me in your penthouse.
Your cat can't pee in the penthouse.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Your cat let me in your penthouse.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Your cat locked me in your penthouse.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Your cat might need a new pen pal.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Your cat might pee on your pen pal.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.