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Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
After the Hollywood, down Inglewood
Huntin' the Holly back tow
Huntin' the Holly back tow
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Among girls who ain't got a penny
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Among girls who ain't got no panties.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they'll take advantage of the fact you're in town
To set you on your feet again.
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
To set you on your feet again.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby you'll get a replacement,
A Spaniard like me to be found.
A Spaniard like me to be found.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
There's plenty like me to be found
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to having no realm in the woods
Back to the homicide tower.
Back to the homicide tower.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to marigolds out in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to my farm in Rhode Island
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to that heart attack town
Original Lyrics:
Hunting that horny back toad
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the Alamo lounge
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the Halloween town!
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-back toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the Hobbit Hole out in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the Hollywood animals
Humping the horny-back toad.
Humping the horny-back toad.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the Hollywood town in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the Howard and Al in the woods
Back to the horny-backed town.
Back to the horny-backed town.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the cabin built out in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the cabin built out in the woods
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the calico out in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the calistone find in the road
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the habitat out in the woods
(or
Back to hobbit hole out in the woods
(or
Back to hobbit hole out in the woods
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the having it all out in the woods
Back to the haunted black town.
Back to the haunted black town.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the hornyback toad.
Hunting the hornyback toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the heart attack tower
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the heart attack town
Original Lyrics:
Hunting that horny back toad
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the heart of my childhood
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the heart of that town
Original Lyrics:
Hunting that horny back toad
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the hidey-hole out in the woods
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the hidy-hole out in the woods
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the highwood called Allenwood
or
Back to the highway called Allenwood
or
Back to the highway called Allenwood
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the hod den go round
back to heart attack town
back to heart attack town
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the honey-back town
Original Lyrics:
Hunting that horny back toad
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the honky tonk shack in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the hooligan out in the woods
Huntington Horny backed out.
Huntington Horny backed out.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the horny old goon in the woods
Hunting a woolly-backed Kraut
Hunting a woolly-backed Kraut
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the horny old owl in the woods
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the house of owl in the woods
Back to the hollow back toad.
Back to the hollow back toad.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the how and the wow and the wood
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the howlin' aloud in the woods
Hunting the horny black toe
Hunting the horny black toe
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad.
Hunting the horny back toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the howlin' wolf out in the woods.
Huntin' the horny back, towed.
Huntin' the horny back, towed.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting that horny back toad
Hunting that horny back toad
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the howling around in the woods
Hunting for Hanukkah now
Hunting for Hanukkah now
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad.
Hunting the horny back toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the howling around in the woods
Where you went on the back roads
Where you went on the back roads
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting that horny back toad
Hunting that horny back toad
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the howling gold cow in the woodz.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the howling morale in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the marmalade out in the woods
Back to the marmalade town.
Back to the marmalade town.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the town called Allenwood
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back where the Haldol is awesome
Humpin' the Holy Black Toe.
Humpin' the Holy Black Toe.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better take an accoutant to vac your endowments
To set you on your feet again
To set you on your feet again
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
To set you on your feet again.
I thought this line was about money laundering
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blacken my heart with black towels.
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-back toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get me an ambulance down in the woods
Having a heart attack now.
Having a heart attack now.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Giuseppe be down the twain
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dog stops to hide away cows
The cat flap, he ain't my pen-pal
I'm going back to my plow.
Where the dog stops to hide away cows
The cat flap, he ain't my pen-pal
I'm going back to my plow.
Original Lyrics:
So, goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
With the dachshund society cow
With the dachshund society cow
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
Where the dogs of society howl
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
With the dogs of society's hound
You can't plant me in your paper
I'm going back to my found.
With the dogs of society's hound
You can't plant me in your paper
I'm going back to my found.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dark clouds decided to howl
You can't blend me with your pen pal
I'm going back to my plough.
Where the dark clouds decided to howl
You can't blend me with your pen pal
I'm going back to my plough.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the donkeys finally howl
Where the donkeys finally howl
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
Where the dogs of society howl
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
With the highbrow society gal
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my cloud.
With the highbrow society gal
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my cloud.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road,
where the dark clouds are starting to howl
where the dark clouds are starting to howl
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road,
where the dogs of society howl
where the dogs of society howl
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road,
With the dog outside of the house.
You can't find me a new pen pal
Going back to the plow
With the dog outside of the house.
You can't find me a new pen pal
Going back to the plow
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't put me in your pen house
I'm going back to the plough
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't put me in your pen house
I'm going back to the plough
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dark cloud society hides
Where the dark cloud society hides
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
Where the dogs of society howl.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dark horses sat on the owls.
Where the dark horses sat on the owls.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
Where the dogs of society howl.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the doctors inevitably howl.
Where the doctors inevitably howl.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
Where the dogs of society howl.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
We're really the dark clouds society now
We're really the dark clouds society now
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
Where the dogs of society howl
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
With the dark side society house
You can’t help meeting your pen pal
I’m going back to my cloud
With the dark side society house
You can’t help meeting your pen pal
I’m going back to my cloud
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can’t plant me in your penthouse
I’m going back to my plough
Where the dogs of society howl
You can’t plant me in your penthouse
I’m going back to my plough
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Penelope Rose
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Yellow Bee Road.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Yellow Bridge Road.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dark guys frightened a cow.
Where the dark guys frightened a cow.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
Where the dogs of society howl.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the docks of society crown.
Where the docks of society crown.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
Where the dogs of society howl.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the doctors silenced my owl
Where the doctors silenced my owl
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
Where the dogs of society howl.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the doggone society's foul.
Where the doggone society's foul.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
Where the dogs of society howl.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs in society drown.
Where the dogs in society drown.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
Where the dogs of society howl.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow filled roll.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow-brick road
There's a dark side on the hill
There's a dark side on the hill
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
Where the dogs of society howl.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Humpin' the horny-back toad.
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-back toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Humping the Holy black toe.
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny black toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Humping the Horny Back Toad
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Humping the horny black toad.
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny back toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Huntin' the honey back trout.
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Huntin' the horny black toad
Original Lyrics:
Hunting that horny back toad
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Huntin' the horny, black toad
Original Lyrics:
Huntin' the horny-back toad
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunting for Harvey Keitel
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny back toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunting my horny lymph node.
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny back toad.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunting the corn in my toe
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny back toad
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunting the heart attack toad
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny back toad
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunting the heart of that town
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny back toad
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I be finally decided my future lies, beyond the Optic Rod
Original Lyrics:
Oh I've finally decided my future lies beyond The Yellow Brick Road
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't flush you down the drain
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't help eating your pen pal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't plop me in your penthouse
Going back to my plow.
Going back to my plow.
or
I can't see you in my penthouse
Goin' back to my chow.
Goin' back to my chow.
or
I can't see you in my penthouse
Goin' back to my chow.
Goin' back to my chow.
Original Lyrics:
You can't lock me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
I'm going back to my plow.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stand reading the Penthouse
I'm going back to my cow.
I'm going back to my cow.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
I'm going back to my plow.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stop being your pen pal
Original Lyrics:
You can't place me in your penthouse
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard you shot down your plane
or
I heard you shot Don McLean
or
I heard you shot Don McLean
Original Lyrics:
I'll bet they shoot down your plane
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I leftist you down the plain
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I practice you down the plain.
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should have listened, my oh my
Original Lyrics:
I should have listened to my old man
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should have stayed on the phone
Listened to mile man.
Listened to mile man.
Original Lyrics:
I should have stayed on the farm
Listened to my old man.
Listened to my old man.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should have stayed on the phone
Original Lyrics:
I should have stayed on the farm
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll band'ya down the plain
Take your account of the laughter in town
Set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll gain a replace man
Plenty like me'll be found, c'mon girls
You ain't got a pen and snipping the tears
Just like you on the ground
Take your account of the laughter in town
Set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll gain a replace man
Plenty like me'll be found, c'mon girls
You ain't got a pen and snipping the tears
Just like you on the ground
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll bet you shoot down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll let you shoot down the plane
Original Lyrics:
I bet they'll shoot down the plane
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going back to my cloud.
Original Lyrics:
I'm going back to my plow.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a prison for your friends to open.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a present for your friends to open.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not in prison for your French tooth open.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a present for your friends to open.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not in prison for your friends to open
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a present for your friends to open
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've found that this side of my future lies
Original Lyrics:
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've found the site of my future lies beyond The Yellow Brick Road
Original Lyrics:
Oh I've finally decided my future lies beyond The Yellow Brick Road
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take a batch of accountants
to set you on your feet again.
to set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
To set you on your feet again.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of Accurin tablets
To set you on your feet again.
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
To set you on your feet again.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of Acurin tablets
To set you on your feet again.
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
To set you on your feet again.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of accurate tablets
To set you on your feet again.
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
To set you on your feet again.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of accurate talents.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of arguing townies to set you on your feet again
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of aspirin tablets
To set you on your feet again
To set you on your feet again
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
To set you on your feet again.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of f-f***n' tonics
To set you on your feet again.
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
To set you on your feet again.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of hot urine towels
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of hot young accountants
To set you on your feet again.
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
To set you on your feet again.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of thousand accountants
To set you on your feet again.
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
To set you on your feet again.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vacuuming talents
To set you on your feet again.
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
To set you on your feet again.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vicodin tablets
To get you on your feet again
To get you on your feet again
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
To set you on your feet again.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vicodin tablets
To set you on your feet agin.
To set you on your feet agin.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
To set you on your feet again.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of wonderful turnips
To set you on your feet again.
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
To set you on your feet again.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's different for tickets like you.
Original Lyrics:
Sniffing for tidbits like you.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moms' girls who ain't got a penny
Sniffin' for tidbits like you
On the ground, ah, ah
Sniffin' for tidbits like you
On the ground, ah, ah
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you
On the ground, ah, ah
Sniffing for tidbits like you
On the ground, ah, ah
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Searching for takers like you all around
Searching for takers like you all around
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for Tiggers like you on the ground
Sniffing for Tiggers like you on the ground
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Searching for tickets like you on the ground
Searching for tickets like you on the ground
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for dinners like you on the ground.
Sniffing for dinners like you on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for table scraps thrown on the ground.
Sniffing for table scraps thrown on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tickets like you on the ground.
Sniffing for tickets like you on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels, who ain't got a planet,
A sphyncter forgivin like you.
A sphyncter forgivin like you.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrols who ain't got a planet
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moon girls who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for d***heads like you on the ground.
Sniffing for d***heads like you on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
My future lies beyond the elephant yards
Original Lyrics:
My future lies beyond the yellow brick road
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
My lethargy's down the drain
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the elevator.
Beyond the elevator.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road.
Beyond the yellow brick road.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right in the heart of 'black town'
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-back toad
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right in the heart of that town
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-back toad
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singin' for tidbits like you
All around
All around
Original Lyrics:
Sniffin' for tidbits like you
On the ground
On the ground
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sniffing for tickets like you on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sniffing for tickets like you.
Original Lyrics:
Sniffing for tidbits like you.
Tickets as in "meal tickets"
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sniffing for tippers like you all the time.
Original Lyrics:
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sniffing for tippers like you
Original Lyrics:
Sniffing for tidbits like you
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
So goodbye Yellow Brick Road with the Dockland's society hounds.
Original Lyrics:
So goodbye Yellow Brick Road where the dogs of society howl.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
So goodbye Yellow Brick Road, we're the downtown society house.
Original Lyrics:
So goodbye Yellow Brick Road where the dogs of society howl.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
So goodbye elephant roar
Original Lyrics:
So goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society hound
You can't put me in the playhouse
I'm going back to my town
Where the dogs of society hound
You can't put me in the playhouse
I'm going back to my town
Original Lyrics:
So, goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuffing for turkeys like you.
Original Lyrics:
Sniffing for tidbits like you.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Lancashire on the plains
Original Lyrics:
I'll bet they shoot down your plane
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
The boy's too young to be sniffing the glue.
Original Lyrics:
This boy's too young to be singing the blues.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat just peed in the penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat just peed in your penthouse
Original Lyrics:
You can't catch me in your penthouse
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat kept being your penpal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat locked me in the penthouse
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat's just peed in the penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
I'm going back to my plow.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
I'm going back to my plow.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat's not being your pen pal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
This boy's too young to be saying
Original Lyrics:
This boy's too young to be singing
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
What did you think you'd do there?
A seppity down the twain?
A seppity down the twain?
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then
I bet you she downed the plane
It'll take a couple of accurate talons
To set you on your feet again
I bet you she downed the plane
It'll take a couple of accurate talons
To set you on your feet again
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of Vodka and Tonics
To set you on your feet again
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of Vodka and Tonics
To set you on your feet again
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
Flush your s*** down the drain.
Flush your s*** down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll bet they'll shoot down your plane.
I'll bet they'll shoot down your plane.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll banish you down the drain
Gonna take you out on a factor and talent
To set you on your feet again.
I'll banish you down the drain
Gonna take you out on a factor and talent
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll never shoot down the plane.
I'll never shoot down the plane.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do with a breakfast chute down the plain?
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then? I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do, then?
I'll banish you down the drain.
I'll banish you down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you're doin'?
Practicing down the plain
It'll take you a couple of accurate talents
To set you on your feet again.
Practicing down the plain
It'll take you a couple of accurate talents
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
I'll bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you're doin'?
Practicing down the plain
It'll take you a couple of accurate talents
To set you on your feet again.
Practicing down the plain
It'll take you a couple of accurate talents
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
I'll bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you're doin'?
A betchery down the plain.
A betchery down the plain.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet they'll shoot down the plane
I bet they'll shoot down the plane
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you're doin?
I bet you were Don McLean.
I bet you were Don McLean.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you're doing
I bet you shoot down the plane.
I bet you shoot down the plane.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you're doing?
I'd better shoot down the lane.
I'd better shoot down the lane.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
When are you going to calm down?
When are you going to learn?
When are you going to learn?
Original Lyrics:
When are you gonna come down?
When are you going to land?
When are you going to land?
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
When are you going to come down?
When are you going to learn?
I just got laid out on the farm
I should have listened to my old man.
When are you going to learn?
I just got laid out on the farm
I should have listened to my old man.
Original Lyrics:
When are you going to come down?
When are you going to land?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man.
When are you going to land?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
When are you going to go down?
Original Lyrics:
When are you going to come down?
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
When are you gonna come down?
When are you going to learn?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my oh my
When are you going to learn?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my oh my
Original Lyrics:
When are you gonna come down?
When are you going to land?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man
When are you going to land?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the Dachau society howls
or
Where the dark-house society howls
or
Where the dark-house society howls
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the Dachshunds decided to howl.
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the clouds are persiantly high
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the dachshound society howls
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the dock house society cow
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the dog's house is starting to howl
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the dogs of insanity howl
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the dogs our society hound.
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the downtown society frowns
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a usual cast of a thousand manastas
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the downtown society house.
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't blast me in the chin, pal
I'm going back to my cloud.
I'm going back to my cloud.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
I'm going back to my plow.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't buy meat with your pants down.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't catch me or my pen pal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't catch me with my pants down.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't eat meat in the penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't keep me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't flash me and your pen-pals
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't have me as your pen-pal
I'm going back to my cloud.
I'm going back to my cloud.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in the penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
I'm going back to my plow.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't help being my pen pal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't help reading your Penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't hurt me, I'm your pen pal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't keep me in your penthouse
I am going back to my farm.
I am going back to my farm.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I am going back to my plough.
I am going back to my plough.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't let leaving your pet out
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't let me in your hen house
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't let me in your penthouse,
I'm going back to my cloud
I'm going back to my cloud
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse,
I'm going back to my plough
I'm going back to my plough
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't let me wear Pampers
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't like being a penpal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't lock me in your pen now
I'm going back to my ground
I'm going back to my ground
or
You can't lock me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my town
I'm going back to my town
or
You can't lock me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my town
I'm going back to my town
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
I'm going back to my plough
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't lock me in your penthouse
or
Your cat just peed in your penthouse
or
You can't plan meeting your pen pal
or
You can't plan meeting your pen pal
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your henhouse.
or
You can't trap me in your henhouse.
or
You can't trap me in your penthouse.
or
You can't trap me in your henhouse.
or
You can't trap me in your penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm goin' back to my cloud.
I'm goin' back to my cloud.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm goin' back to my plough.
I'm goin' back to my plough.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
Original Lyrics:
You can't lock me in your penthouse
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't plant peas in your penthouse,
I'm goin' back to my plough
I'm goin' back to my plough
Original Lyrics:
You can't plop me in your penthouse,
I'm goin' back to my plough
I'm goin' back to my plough
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't plant peas in your penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't put me in your penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't slap me in your hen house
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't stop peeing in the henhouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't stop reading your Penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't touch me in the playhouse
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't trap me in your hen house,
I'm going back to my cloud.
I'm going back to my cloud.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse,
I'm going back to my plough.
I'm going back to my plough.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you can't hold me forever
I didn't sign up for you
I'm not a present for your French New Open
This boy's too young to be singing
His song, ooooh, ah, ah
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
Back to the cabin built out in the woods
I'm huntin' the horny back toad
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond Yellow Brick Road
Ah, ah
And what do you think you'll do then?
I better shoot down the plane
Where it'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffin' for tippers like you
On the ground, ah, ah
I didn't sign up for you
I'm not a present for your French New Open
This boy's too young to be singing
His song, ooooh, ah, ah
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
Back to the cabin built out in the woods
I'm huntin' the horny back toad
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond Yellow Brick Road
Ah, ah
And what do you think you'll do then?
I better shoot down the plane
Where it'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffin' for tippers like you
On the ground, ah, ah
Original Lyrics:
You know you can't hold me forever
I didn't sign up with you
I'm not a present for your friends to open
This boy's too young to be singing
The blues, ah, ah
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road
Ah, ah
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet they'll shoot down the plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffin' for titbits like you
On the ground, ah, ah
I didn't sign up with you
I'm not a present for your friends to open
This boy's too young to be singing
The blues, ah, ah
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road
Ah, ah
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet they'll shoot down the plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffin' for titbits like you
On the ground, ah, ah
Even with the original handwritten lyrics (image) in front of me, it is clear Elton has changed some of Bernie's words. The classic example being there is no way he sings 'I bet that'll shoot down your plane', as there are too many syllables. He changes it to 'I bet they'll shoot down the plane' as it sings better. Not that you could even use that lyric in today's post-Lockerbie world. Ah, censorship. Of course, at the time, I never even ONCE thought about it being about shooting down a plane - even with my misheard lyrics I knew that his present situation was detrimental to the subject of the song. Similarly with 'Oh, I've finally decided my future lies beyond (the) yellow brick road'. I've included the 'the' for completeness but it isn't clear. I heard it as if he were singing about the name of a road, eg. Smith Road, hence the caps. Needless to say, I prefer my lyrics as I've been singing these for almost 50 years!
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
You transplant me in your henhouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young girls who ain't got a penny.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat and me are pen pals.
Original Lyrics:
You can't place me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat can't pee in the penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat let me in your penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat locked me in your penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat locked me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my town
I'm going back to my town
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
I'm going back to my plough.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat might need a new pen pal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat might pee on your pen pal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat trapped me in your penthouse
I'm going back to Mike Brown
I'm going back to Mike Brown
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
I'm going back to my plough.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat trapped me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
I'm going back to my plow.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
I'm going back to my plough.
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