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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Glory Days that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Betty Who's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Breaking back into the high school hallways
The smell of vomit steaks
The smell of vomit steaks
Original Lyrics:
Breaking back into the high school hallways
The smell of our mistakes
The smell of our mistakes
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glory days, when your wanking in a young girls eye
Original Lyrics:
Glory days, like the wink of a young girls eye
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna w*** in a young girl's eye
Original Lyrics:
In the wink of a young girl's eye
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna wank in a young girl's eye
Original Lyrics:
In the wink of a young girl's eye
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
He could throw that speed-ball by ya
Making love like a fool boy.
Making love like a fool boy.
Original Lyrics:
He could throw that speed-ball by ya
Make you look like a fool boy.
Make you look like a fool boy.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
He could throw that speedball by you
Make you look like a poolboy.
Make you look like a poolboy.
Original Lyrics:
He could throw that speedball by you
Make you look like a fool, boy.
Make you look like a fool, boy.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
He could throw that speedball by you
Makin' love like a fool.
Makin' love like a fool.
Original Lyrics:
He could throw that speedball by you
Make you look like a fool.
Make you look like a fool.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
He could throw that speedball fire
Making love like a pool boy.
Making love like a pool boy.
Original Lyrics:
He could throw that speedball by you
Make you look like a fool, boy.
Make you look like a fool, boy.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her and a horse called Barbie, well they split up
I guess it's two years gone by now
I guess it's two years gone by now
Original Lyrics:
Her and her husband Bobby, well they split up
I guess it's two years gone by now
I guess it's two years gone by now
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her and a horseman Bobby, well they split up
I guess it's two years gone by now
I guess it's two years gone by now
Original Lyrics:
Her and her husband Bobby, well they split up
I guess it's two years gone by now
I guess it's two years gone by now
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her and her custom body, well they split up
I guess it's two yeas gone by now.
I guess it's two yeas gone by now.
Original Lyrics:
Her and her husband Bobby, well they split up
I guess it's two years gone by now
I guess it's two years gone by now
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her and her western Barbie, well they split up
I guess it's two years gone by now
I guess it's two years gone by now
Original Lyrics:
Her and her husband Bobby, well they split up
I guess it's two years gone by now
I guess it's two years gone by now
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll stop by and have a few drinks and get some kicks in bed
Original Lyrics:
I'll stop by and have a few drinks, after she put her kids to bed
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll stop by and have a few drinks, after she bought herself a bed
Original Lyrics:
Glory Days
I'll stop by and have a few drinks, after she put her kids to bed
I'll stop by and have a few drinks, after she put her kids to bed
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the morning 'til the end of time
Original Lyrics:
In the wink of the young girl's eye
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the warmth of a young girl's thigh
Original Lyrics:
Like the wink of a young girl's eye
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Lotta, Gloria
Original Lyrics:
A little of the glory of...
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovely ladies, oh they'll pass you by
Original Lyrics:
Glory days, well they'll pass you by
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love like a fool boy
Original Lyrics:
May you look like a fool boy
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw him the other night at this Roseanne Barr
I was walkin' in, he was walkin' out.
I was walkin' in, he was walkin' out.
Original Lyrics:
Saw him the other night at this roadside bar
I was walkin' in, he was walkin' out.
I was walkin' in, he was walkin' out.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw him the other night at this gross-out bar,
I was walkin' in, he was walkin' out
I was walkin' in, he was walkin' out
Original Lyrics:
Saw him the other night at this roadside bar,
I was walkin' in, he was walkin' out
I was walkin' in, he was walkin' out
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw him the other night at this loathsome bar,
I was walkin' in, he was walkin' out
I was walkin' in, he was walkin' out
Original Lyrics:
Saw him the other night at this roadside bar,
I was walkin' in, he was walkin' out
I was walkin' in, he was walkin' out
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes on Friday, I'd stop by and have a few drinks after she's working a bit.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes on a Friday I'll stop by and have a few drinks after she put her kids to bed
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes, I'd stop by, have a few drinks
Then we'd kiss the bed
Then we'd kiss the bed
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes on a Friday I'll stop by
And have a few drinks after she put her kids to bed
And have a few drinks after she put her kids to bed
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
The little love of Gloria
Original Lyrics:
A little of the glory of...
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
The little love of gloria
Original Lyrics:
A little of the glory of
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time slips away, leaves ya' here with Ma' an'
Mister with their boring stories of glory days.
Mister with their boring stories of glory days.
Original Lyrics:
Time slips away, leaves ya' here with nothin'
Mister but boring stories of glory days.
Mister but boring stories of glory days.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, just sitting back, dying of cancer
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, just sitting back, trying to recapture
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