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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Ghosts That Haunt Me that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Crash Test Dummies', "The Ghosts That Haunt Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I would like to introduce them both to you
You'd stroke her bony heiny and so dispell the gloom.
Original Lyrics:
But I would like to introduce them both to you
You'd shake their bony hands and so dispell the gloom.

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