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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Funeral For A Friend that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Elton John's, "Funeral For A Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've lost that feeling in my hands
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
I was playing rock and roll in a jumpstart band
But my guitar couldn't hold you so I split the fans
Lost that feeling in my hand
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold you so I split the band
Love lies bleeding in my hands
Elton John's, "Funeral For A Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello blind feeling in my hand.
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand.
Elton John's, "Funeral For A Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I almost peed in my hand
Original Lyrics:
Love lies bleeding in my hand
Elton John's, "Funeral For A Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love that feeling in my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Love lies bleeding in my hand.
Elton John's, "Funeral For A Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love that feeling in my hand
You can tell by the things that I'd do with another man.
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
Elton John's, "Funeral for a Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it tells me the things I would do with another man
Original Lyrics:
And it kills me to think of you with another man
Elton John's, "Funeral for a Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
It was killed by the things that I do with another man
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar player came inside and then he s*** the bed
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold you and I split the band
Elton John's, "Funeral for a Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can tell by the things I can do with another man
Original Lyrics:
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
Elton John's, "Funeral for a Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love that feeling in my hand
Oh, to tell ma the things I could do with another man
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man

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